high school martial artist yells at cloud

[momentaryspring]

You all acted like I was delusional for taking a picture of a creepy man in black, but WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY NOW?

Does the disappearance of an entire species from the public consciousness strike you as a bit odd? And I just spent a good thirty minutes stuck inside the most suspicious headquarters building imaginable!

I'm not saying I told you so, but I told you so.

Comments

[notyourutopian]

So now you're saying the slenderman thing replaced the horses with birds?

[She is mostly just doing this to bother him at this point.]

[momentaryspring]

don't play dumb

[notyourutopian]

I'm just trying to follow your logic from slenderman to chocobos.

The chocobo thing is really bloody weird though, huh?

[momentaryspring]

it is EXTREMELY WEIRD and unsettling. I can't explain it.

[notyourutopian]

I think they're rather cute.
But the way everyone is acting like they are normal is a bit much, yes.

[momentaryspring]

Cute? Hmm... not my area of expertise.

Like any large animal, I'm sure they can be dangerous. Just like an ostrich or cassowary.

[notyourutopian]

One of them trapped me in a coffee shop doorway and refused to move until it ate my muffin.
So, yes, probably dangerous.
Or at least intimidating.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I didn't know birds ate muffins. Was it an escapee?

[ surely they didn't just let these giant chickens loose in the streets ]

[notyourutopian]

It didn't seem terribly picky.
It tried to eat a plastic bowl of fruit too.

Yes, the people from the parade came and rounded it up.

[momentaryspring]

Sounds like they have more in common with goats than canaries. I wonder if they headbutt people, too.

[that would actually be preferable to using their huge velociraptor claws to disembowel you]

[notyourutopian]

I'd hate to get smacked in the head by that beak.

I think maybe the one I found just wasn't very bright.

[momentaryspring]

I believe that would qualify as more of a peck. Either way, I would not like to be on the receiving end.

[notyourutopian]

We wouldn't want to get the terminology wrong when I have a beak embedded in my skull, huh?

[momentaryspring]

Certainly not.

[notyourutopian]

But they really aren't that dangerous.
Not any more than horses were I guess.

I'd like having them around if it weren't so odd.

[momentaryspring]

I suppose I have nothing against big birds... in principle.

[ Sure they were tall and yellow and asked too many questions, but at least children liked them ]

Yet I still want to know what happened to the real Seabiscuit.

[notyourutopian]

I can't imagine they hurt it.