high school martial artist yells at cloud

[momentaryspring]

You all acted like I was delusional for taking a picture of a creepy man in black, but WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY NOW?

Does the disappearance of an entire species from the public consciousness strike you as a bit odd? And I just spent a good thirty minutes stuck inside the most suspicious headquarters building imaginable!

I'm not saying I told you so, but I told you so.

Comments

[momentaryspring]

What?! Why didn't you lead with that? That's way weirder than the hair colors!

[strongestheart]

Uh, feeling it out and seeing how crazy you thought I was...?

[momentaryspring]

Hmm. Well, under the circumstances I can't exactly toss aspersions at you.

For the record, though, I myself have not seen any flying animals recently that are not normally capable of flight.

[strongestheart]

Good, good!

...

You know, that makes me wonder: Can chocobos fly. Can they glide. If they can do either, doesn't that change a lot of things beyond just doing the same thing as horses?

[momentaryspring]

They seem awfully big to be flying. Ostriches can't fly. They probably just run around and stomp things.

[strongestheart]

Okay, sure, that's probably true.

...BUT WHAT ABOUT HORSESHOES?!

Are there Chocoboshoes?!

DO THINGS LIKE HORSESHOES EVEN EXIST?!

[momentaryspring]

Hmm. They don't have chicken shoes, so I believe chocobo shoes would be out of the question.

Why, are you a champion horseshoe player? If so, you'll likely have to find another profession.

[strongestheart]

I'm not, but what about the people who ARE? What's become of them??

There's too many questions.