> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

Both, I guess.

There's gotta be like one person you don't like.

[alienates]

If we are going to be subjected to this faulty, poor excuse for technology then we might as well make some good come out of it.

[alienates]

They are very soft.
Soft and very tiny. Wow.

[alienates]

When they're a couple of more weeks older, sure.
You will have to pass my screening process that includes you coming over so I can make sure you're not some weird cat cultist or something.

[alienates]

Great.
I have a few people who seem interested so I'll probably contact them later on to see if they still want one or if they just shrieked at the first cute thing they saw.

[alienates]

Yuri's coming too.
And Chiyo, I dunno if you know her or not though.

[alienates]

Yeah no problem.

Uhhhhh
Ride pudding?? Probably.
I'm not sure if that's my absolute favorite but it's up there.

[gnasher]

[sees your assholery and raises you]

geez, karkat. try to keep your cool. it's a little embarrassing...

[alienates]

They're small enough that you will probably be more careful in your entire life as you are when you're around them tbh.

[alienates]

It kind of seems like you're projecting.
You should learn to control and accept your fangirl urges.

[gnasher]

i told you back then and i'll tell you again now: i got a girl's name, but i'm a god damn guy.

[gnasher]

are you keeping them all?

[sharplydressed]

not a bad idea tbh
i'd rather look at cute little kittens than people stabbing fruit any day

do any of them have names yet? (人´▽｀)

[alienates]

I'm just keeping them until they're old enough to be given to new homes.
A few people have already offered to adopt some of them so we'll see if they're still interested when they are slightly less tiny.

[gnasher]

why wouldn't they?

[alienates]

The amount of people who were really into stabbing those things is slightly concerning and they were all probably serial killers in a past life.
Or they fried ants with magnifying glasses as kids.

Not yet.
One person suggested Chocobo as a name for one.

[alienates]

You are underestimating the amount of people who hastily take in pets without knowing what the hell they are actually in for, and then as soon as they realize it's actually work, they dump them.

[gnasher]

good thing retrospec makes it impossible for anybody who pulls that shit to disappear.

[alienates]

Especially considering I just made these guys public knowledge, and there is apparently a shit ton of cat lovers out there.
I just basically guaranteed that these kittens are going to be safe, plus I'm going to personally make sure whoever takes one knows what the fuck they're doing.

[gnasher]

want me to bench press some shit at your place while people come to pick them up?

[sharplydressed]

right?? that's exactly what i was saying but everyone was like they don't actually feel pain!
like that makes stabbing things that move and smile at you any better (￣□￣)

why would you name one chocobo though

i guess they're both cute, but a name like cupcake would be even cuter

[alienates]

[ jesus christ ]

Fucking bullshit.
You do not bench press.

[alienates]

Holy fuck! That makes it even creepier.
That is literally the kind of line that the villain of a horror movie would say.

She said Chocobo because it would confuse people.
Hmmmmm
Cupcake could be acceptable.... I guess the problem would be figuring out which one would suit it best.

[gnasher]

you'd lose that bet, vantas.

[alienates]

You are such a sports freak
I'm so embarrassed on your behalf.