> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[gnasher]

why wouldn't they?

[alienates]

You are underestimating the amount of people who hastily take in pets without knowing what the hell they are actually in for, and then as soon as they realize it's actually work, they dump them.

[gnasher]

good thing retrospec makes it impossible for anybody who pulls that shit to disappear.

[alienates]

Especially considering I just made these guys public knowledge, and there is apparently a shit ton of cat lovers out there.
I just basically guaranteed that these kittens are going to be safe, plus I'm going to personally make sure whoever takes one knows what the fuck they're doing.

[gnasher]

want me to bench press some shit at your place while people come to pick them up?

[alienates]

[ jesus christ ]

Fucking bullshit.
You do not bench press.

[gnasher]

you'd lose that bet, vantas.

[alienates]

You are such a sports freak
I'm so embarrassed on your behalf.

[gnasher]

who's being a sports freak? i'm charitably offering to bring some intimidation to your kitten adoption agency, here.

[alienates]

You just want to play with the kittens.
I'm onto you, asshole.

[gnasher]

[FUCKING FATALITY]

[gnasher]

what are you talking about? i'm not one of the people freaking out about taking them home!/

[alienates]

Ah
Is that so?
Your sister's actually coming over today to meet them.

[gnasher]

so? she likes cats.

[we like cats**]

[alienates]

Uh huh
I'm sure she's going to have a lot of fun with them.
And will take a lot of pictures.
It must be nice, being the sole cat lover in a family.

[gnasher]

i don't know what you're getting at. she can do what she wants.

[alienates]

Oh man, you're completely right!
What do you care if your own flesh and blood will be swimming in eight soft, adorable kittens while you are doing bench presses, alone, kittenless.
My bad. I won't bring it up again!

[gnasher]

there's only 5 in the picture.

[alienates]

The other ones were with the mom when I took the picture and I couldn't get a good shot with her fat ass in the way.