> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[true_noir]

I never kept up a clear record of what I spent and where, but I do recall it meant I was not buying much for myself while I was back home? It's a little unromantic to keep tabs, but I'd say two-hundred dollars a month wouldn't be that odd, maybe more? Gas, food, makeup, dates, presents ...

Dating is not cheap, Karkat.

[gnasher]

i don't know what you're getting at. she can do what she wants.

[sharplydressed]

sorry for opening that super awful door tbh
but it does put an extra horror movie-level spin on things...

that would probably be the best thing though
especially if you get people who want to change the names or whatever
how many of them are you planning on adopting out?

[5kotai]

[ when children don't forget cynics saying the internet is full of only negative... it's nice to know karkat is a cat lover though, and the internet loves cats. ]

what kind of negative thing can be said about kittens? but yeah, keep them out if they exist.

who are the lucky parents? have you thought of kitten names?

[caelestialis]

I feel like we should keep the trend going then! The names starting with 'C' at least. But I do hope someone does take on the challenge. I would love to see the results of it.

For a name- How about Cygnus? After the northeast constellation.

[constellates]

chiyo is the sister of rin yes ?
i know the family
it will be nice to see her

and i will take video of yuratchka
he loves cats it is so funny

[alienates]

[ karkat is friends with too many people who call just hanging out "dates" so he does not blink at that. ]

I have no idea what those things are either.
They sound pretty fake??

[alienates]

What the fuck
Why didn't you just take a bus??
What if you're on a budget?

[alienates]

I mean, considering how weird things have been lately, I would not take something like that off the table.

I think I'm just going to keep one of them unless I can't find enough volunteers.
Then I guess I'll just keep all of the kittens that are left.

[alienates]

I've already got one asshole who said something.

My two cats, Rom and Com.
And people are suggesting names to me. I've got Chocobo and Cupcake so far.

[alienates]

Cygnus......
Alright, sure.
We'll have to decide which one seems like a Cygnus.

[alienates]

Oh man, you're completely right!
What do you care if your own flesh and blood will be swimming in eight soft, adorable kittens while you are doing bench presses, alone, kittenless.
My bad. I won't bring it up again!

[alienates]

Do you know everyone??

It's hilarious.
I sent him pictures almost as soon as they were born and he freaked out.

[appraiser]

lol they're not fake, delicious is what they are
google if you want to know, otherwise, be pleasantly surprised on sunday when we go out!

[ghostories]

oh!!!
is this a dream?
do you want something??
what do you want?
money? fame? me?

[alienates]

You just keep catching me every single time, Yuuko.
How did you figure out all three things I expected in exchange for one kitten?
Maybe I should cut school more often because you keep beating me every time.

[alienates]

[ he immediately googles it because he's nosy and impatient. ]

Yeah sure.
I'll even bring you more pictures of the cats because I'm so nice.

[ghostories]

don't you know, karkat?
only geniuses can afford to play hooky!
seriously though can i keep him
i'll take REALLY GOOD care of him i promise
please please pleeeeeease
pls

[alienates]

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Yeah sure.
I'll even show you how to take care of a kitten because I am such a nice and helpful and gracious person.

[caelestialis]

It's a great name! Strong, with a flair to it so you can tell this is a cat of quality and substance.

Clearly this name is reserved for only the fanciest kitten in the litter. Or the one who looks very fluffy. Whichever is easier to spot.

[alienates]

Perhaps the fanciest one is also the fluffiest one?
The two things do not have to be mutually exclusive, you know.

[true_noir]

There are ways to date cheaply, but they are a little tricky to do. People have expectations, and you don't want to make someone feel like you don't care.

I take it you have never really dated, Karkat?

[appraiser]

the nicest!!! you're the best! i love you!

[ no take backs ]

[alienates]

And why exactly are you asking me this?

[ in this thread: karkat avoiding saying yes. ]

[alienates]

Alright so new rule
Never say that to me again?
But besides that ok.

[ yea karkat's gonna die ]