> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[true_noir]

I am saving this image, for when I have a bad day, just so that you know. That is too adorable not to save.

So, I suppose now, that even Retrospec is not immune to kitten spam, is it?

[appraiser]

o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o !!!!!
look at those tiny ears
and that little pointy tail
are these your kittens?

[alienates]

I should charge people for saving it, but you're lucky I'm generous.
And haven't figured out how to.

[alienates]

Yup.
There's three other ones but the mom's covering them so I can't get a decent picture.

[true_noir]

I am willing to traffic in favors owed. So, I will owe you a small one for this, I think. It is only fair, after all. Anything to improve my mood before my weekend, so I can relax properly.

[appraiser]

congratulations! they're so cute, you must be so proud
are you keeping them?
names?
please chronicle their lives, i want to watch them all grow up strong and healthy and happy

[alienates]

Deal accepted.
It will have to be something equal to kittens so good fucking luck there.

[5kotai]

thank you for making the internet a little less negative, karkat! they're really cute.

[ is he joking or being serious? who knows. ]

[caelestialis]

Oh my gosh Karkat! 👏 😍 👏

They are all so adorable! 😊 They're so lucky to have you looking after them!!! 😀

[true_noir]

I like to think of myself as rather resourceful, not to mention that I have a not insubstantial collection of pictures of pug puppies hiding somewhere, which I have never brought out. They are not kittens, but they are alarmingly adorable.

[alienates]

I'm keeping one of them.
I already have two cats besides her and I can't afford to have all of them.
Our landlord would probably shit himself?
But they're obviously staying with me until they're old enough to be away from the mom.

[appraiser]

lol if you show your landlord the picture, they might be cute enough to convince him
nine cats does seem like a handful for one household though
that's... two or three months before they're old enough?

[ghostories]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ♥♥♥♥♥

[ that's it that's the comment ]

[alienates]

[ karkat...... cannot tell with him tbh ]

Ha ha ha.
I'm blocking anyone who says anything negative in this post.

[alienates]

Do you want to come see them sometime?
I assure you they are even better in person.

[alienates]

Wow Yuuko!
I can't tell if you like them or not.

[alienates]

Is there any reason why it's specifically pugs or???

[true_noir]

Because they have the most adorable little wrinkled rumps and curly tails. And if you ever see one, they bark in a hilarious way, especially when they are old and annoyed. Like an old man on the porch, telling the children to keep out of their lawn.

[ghostories]

really?
ah, it's so hard being mysterious!
i didn't ask to be this cool, you know!

[alienates]

Maybe younger if the person knows how to take care of young kittens.
I rather find people who are interested in taking one before they're ready for homes though so I know everyone is prepared for it.
Like fucking hell am I giving my cat to someone who can't clean out a litter box.

[alienates]

You are an enigma.
Layer upon layer of mystery and intrigue, baffling me at every step.

[alienates]

Most people would have just said that they're their favorite dog breed.
But old dog yells at cloud fits too, I guess.

[appraiser]

so responsible! it's good you've thought things through to that extent
i'm sure there'll be many people who are interested in the kittens
they're so cute
and small
just looking at their little shining lives makes me happy
i would have the hardest time letting go

[true_noir]

Ah, but why simply say they're your favorite, when you can say the reasons that they're your favorite? I wish they were less expensive, but one around the house would be a great deal of fun. Very good at improving one's mood.

The only downside is they shed quite a bit.

[caelestialis]

Yes!!!!!!!

What other answer would there be for me? I would love love love to meet them face to face! I promise to be on purrfect behaviour with them for you. [ ainsley stop. ]