> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[ghostories]

really?
ah, it's so hard being mysterious!
i didn't ask to be this cool, you know!

[alienates]

You are an enigma.
Layer upon layer of mystery and intrigue, baffling me at every step.

[ghostories]

my dazzling charms aside, do they have names?
i propose we name one of them Chocobo just to throw people off

[alienates]

Not yet.
I am 100% here for naming one of them Chocobo though.

[ghostories]

yay!
it's cute too isn't it?
have you found a home for them yet?

[alienates]

I'm still looking around.
Some people have offered to take one but we'll see if they're still interested when they're actually ready to be sent to a new home.

[ghostories]

that's a little sad to think about...
if anyone changes their minds, can i keep one?

[alienates]

If you want I'll just flat out save one for you?
You can have Chocobo.

[ghostories]

oh!!!
is this a dream?
do you want something??
what do you want?
money? fame? me?

[alienates]

You just keep catching me every single time, Yuuko.
How did you figure out all three things I expected in exchange for one kitten?
Maybe I should cut school more often because you keep beating me every time.

[ghostories]

don't you know, karkat?
only geniuses can afford to play hooky!
seriously though can i keep him
i'll take REALLY GOOD care of him i promise
please please pleeeeeease
pls

[alienates]

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Yeah sure.
I'll even show you how to take care of a kitten because I am such a nice and helpful and gracious person.

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[ghostories]

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[ghostories]

oh!
but
father doesn't like pets...

[alienates]

It's just one cat.
And once he gets older he'll most likely get pretty independent so it's not like it's an extremely high maintenance animal??

[ghostories]

Chocobo grows up so fast... ;_;
choco-chan >_<

[alienates]

See you're already giving him nicknames!!!
It's a done deal.
The cat's yours.

[ghostories]

oh...!! ///
i've never had a pet before...
i'll do my best!

[ she'll save the embarrassing platonic i love yous for when they're off the network ]

but karkat!!
i don't know where to keep him ;_;

[alienates]

I could come over your place later and help you figure that kind of thing out??
Imagine me, holding your hand and guiding you through every one of these cat hurdles.
We reach a particularly high one and I lift you up with my stubby arms and get you on the other side.
The other side has kittens.

[ghostories]

omg...
i'm really loving this cat metaphor
also i know i said it as a joke but you don't really have stubby arms
i'm trying to be super nice today!

[alienates]

You are learning how to become a mother.
A cather?
No that doesn't roll off the tongue well, forget I said that.

[ghostories]

a meowther?

[alienates]

Wow
Yes that's it. That's your new title.
Meowther of Kittens.

[ghostories]

now i sound old and crazy

[alienates]

Don't worry, you're not old.