PHOTO | He found the snitch??

[redarm]

Noah Robin Catbell shared a photo. 4/01 near The Towers

can anyone tell me what the duck this is??
it showed up in a package from retrospec.
i wasnt gonna open it but then it ducking CHEWED its way out of the package.
what the heck kind of animal is this??

[Uh yeah he hasn't noticed the parental filter yet, or the pun name.]

Comments

[redarm]

[That's because you're an actual civilized human being Yuri]

yeah it just
came into my head
"this is timcanpy".
and it just feels true.

[catsudon]

your hallucinomemories come back so smoothly wtf

[redarm]

really?
how else are they supposed to come back?

[catsudon]

i dont think there's a "supposed to"
they come back how they come back
mine juts happen to all end up being dreams

[redarm]

really? huh
all of mine have been when i was awake.
like ill look in the fridge and wham.
vision.

its probably thanks to my latent demon powers.
lets me have visions while awake without my brain exploding.

[He's joking...probably.]

[catsudon]

you and half of everyone i know
the real secret of all this memory stuff
it's a virtual reality sim run by hell

i only had one that was ... not a memory
i was able to do something i hadn't done before just all of a sudden

[redarm]

maybe were a demon horde.
and shoot dont go with the matrix theory.
thats overused.

really?
what was it?

[catsudon]

trust me i do not think this is the matrix

( for Reasons )

uh
figure skating stuff
a quad salchow

[redarm]

figure skating stuff?


wow.
thats actually
surprisingly normal compared to everything else.

[catsudon]

yes, now i'm competitively capable in a sport i never bothered watching more than once or twice when the olympics were on
and yet i'm still the most surprisingly normal person here
i think that says something about our hallucinomemory pool as a whole tbh

[redarm]

yeah, it says were all a bunch of freaks.
oh well.
at least yours might come in handy.
you could like get into competitions to earn extra cash or something.

[catsudon]

great, if my dance career has a hiccup i can instead invest tens of thousands into a figure skating career

[redarm]

see? good you have a back up.

[catsudon]

and the sudden need to take out multiple loans

[redarm]

yeah. better keep a good credit score i guess.

[catsudon]

me and my one credit card are doing our best

[not here]

[darkinferno]

[Oh this is great

He remembers how to fight with a sword and the network gives him back a wooden sword to train with

Yuri remembers how to do some sort of frilly-twirly ice skating

Amazing]

[also not here]

[catsudon]

( dante

come at me

me and my knife shoes will TAKE YOU ON )