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Comments

[notbunaga]

she didnt happen to say 'i like you' or something straight after did she
because i get the feeling you and her in a scenario like that is

a bad combination

[look she doesn't know the details but

yuuko "too forward" kanoe and anya "dense as lead" nolastname are involved here

so there's cause for concern...if anya didn't realise yuuko's intentions and said "i like yuuko too very much!!"]

[rhapsodeity]

if thats what you mean by repeatedly playing until they get it right and get into the app then yes!!!!!!!
although i dont think it is much of a punishment :D

[rhapsodeity]

haha maybe?
do you think its yours or is it just...a thing?

well they say getting to know your enemy is a one way ticket to figuring out how to beat them!
dissecting their motives like that is one way to accomplish that :p

[tearable]

Hey, the family that mutts around together, stays together.

[tearable]

I'll see if Bigby can arrest them when he gets home, but if he can't?

No one can.

[tearable]

Uh... And was there some note attached or is there something else leading towards our suspicion?

[tearable]

[ w h y ]

Virginia Woolf - I wouldn't be opposed to that. Better than any lizards or barks.
I admit it, I'm jealous of yours. It's simple and less offensive.

[tearable]

Anything to avoid reptile in-laws, honestly.

[tearable]

First fruit.
Now weapons.
Great.

[samuraisoul]

That's very responsible.

[He smiles, approving, before turning to some of the more sickly cats. Those with the special requirements have notes attached, making it easy enough to work out who needs what; Jūbei opens one to greet an old fellow with a croaky meow, whose ears he scratches briefly before sorting his food.]

Them having their mother makes all the difference, as you seem to already know... ah, easy there, old guy... what does your friend have in place already?

[me_matey]

ANYWAYS

the ships in perfect shape now

friends get to ride free.

[true_noir]

It appeared in much the same way that my cloak did. Something I had never purchased, but that is likely related to some vision that I will have. I definitely do not own a knife like this.

It is a rather memorable sort.

[She sent a picture of the knife. It was long, straight, with a hole in the center but no proper hilt. Definitely meant for throwing.]

[samuraisoul]

Censor... oh, I see. It's changing your swearwords.

[He wouldn't have noticed before now, 'good heavens' is about the strongest language he uses in public...]

I'm even more convinced some people in that company are doing this just for fun.

[true_noir]

I really do not know. I wish that I did, but I do not know for certain. That is part of the problem, and they confuse the issue with their behavior. But part of me thinks that it is. But, if we are going to dissect what it is that they are doing, do you have any thoughts so far?

After all, this dedicated, they must want something. I can't believe it's entirely random.

[true_noir]

BlakKat Perhaps we can put faces on all of the potatoes.
BlakKat It would be an excellent way to make a point, don't you think?

[true_noir]

BlakKat Not exactly, but I feel like it is mine.
BlakKat Perhaps I will remember in time, as I did with other items in the past.

[true_noir]

I suppose that I feel a little like me in the visions, but there's a difference there that is strange. It makes me feel like it's me, but a me that made a different choice somehow. I don't know.

I'm actually more comfortable feeling different from her. What is it like, to feel like it's you normally going through these things?

[true_noir]

I would appreciate that. It would certainly be funny to hear about, even if perhaps a little distressing because it's actually involving people getting cut.

Hopefully "they had it coming?"

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen agreed
Nyante Cattailen i'll message you

[clear_eyes]

Rachat Hishimura Last month felt more like glitches.
Rachat Hishimura This feels more like someone playing around.

[clear_eyes]

Rachat Hishimura I wouldn't exactly call "Jim" clever.
Rachat Hishimura It's no "Eagle One" or "Foxtrot" or something like that.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Apparently? No.
Barkson Pawd Looks like complaining about apps we don't like is easier than, you know, not using them.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd So you'd make the whole server crash with YouTube videos? Not a bad way to go.

[antagonize]

Nah. He thinks Bud Light tastes like sweaty socks.

[antagonize]

Because they're sadists and find our reactions hilarious? Because watching us complain is better than any prime time reality television? The options are there.