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Comments

[twelfthspark]

I feel like you could make a show out of that. Call it... "Bad Baby".

About cutting people with dragonflies? Nah. But you'll be the first to know.

[true_noir]

I would appreciate that. It would certainly be funny to hear about, even if perhaps a little distressing because it's actually involving people getting cut.

Hopefully "they had it coming?"

[twelfthspark]

Well, duh. Does it look like I go out stabbing people *just* for laughs?

[Maybe don't answer that honestly.]

[true_noir]

As tempting as it is to tease you, I think karma would pay me back for it. Of course you don't actually look like you go around stabbing people to death with adorable little purple knives that clash with your hair.

[Give it a couple months. She might have to lie if asked that later down the road.]

[twelfthspark]

Excuse you, they look fine with my hair.

[true_noir]

I believe this is the moment where I say 'pics or it hasn't happened?' I refuse to believe that those match the complexion of your skin, Arlene.

[twelfthspark]

[And here's a selfie because let's face it, she's in love with her own face. She's sticking her tongue out at the camera, and a "knife" sits nestled between two of her fingers with the tail pointing upward and wings sticking out in between. It felt the most natural to grip it that way.

She didn't bother with a caption.]

[true_noir]

[Chloe was not going to complain. Larxene had a face worthy of love and a little bit of obsession after all. She looked at the knives positioned as they were, laughing a little before shaking her head and replying.]

I stand corrected. I think that's good enough proof for me.