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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[tearable]

That... is a fair point. We mustn't look a gift chocobo in the mouth, right?

[ HAHAHA BECAUSE WHAT ARE HORSES :( ]

[true_noir]

BlakKat That is definitely distressing.
BlakKat But it shouldn't be surprising either.
BlakKat My mother doesn't remember Horses, and she's in France, after all.

[beastenderblood]

spVellark Tartine @frenchsandwich spSuper Hell Ultra Afterlife

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen that's true
Nyante Cattailen the last time i talked to my folks they were telling me about how they're planning on going to the palio in siena this year
Nyante Cattailen "you know, that big chocobo race!"
Nyante Cattailen it's worldwide

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i may give it a go then. for now, though, i should get to class. talk to you later, anya.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i'll see you at the new bff showdown, then.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford @annabeth back me up here.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford shouldn't that kind of thing be left to the professionals?

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford Weird. Anyway, I should get going, so I'll talk to you later.

[parodeity]

i will do the lamest air guitar solo ever just for you
and i can def even compose a cheesy synth riff

[parodeity]

ive just been assuming its reincarnation shit

[parodeity]

mostly all the shuriken and swords and stuff
and also
the fast ninja dude apparently in charge of my person

[parodeity]

kringleducker
only swap the d for an f

[counteracts]

Morgnyan Isaacs Oh, yeah, of course.
Morgnyan Isaacs Thanks to you as well. Talking helps me think through it a little differently than just ruminating on my own.
Morgnyan Isaacs But yeah, you're right. We'll just have to deal with the more frustrating aspects of it. Hopefully we can figure out some more helpful stuff soon.

[clear_eyes]

Rachat Hishimura Well, pink hair is also super adorable?

[true_noir]

BlakKat Yes, it appears to be.
BlakKat The only thing local is that we appear to be the only ones aware of it.
BlakKat Though I suspect Retrospec is local too.

[korekara]

i cant believe ive been so blessed
and that i have such a kind and understanding mentor
god bless u dave strider

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa Well, I am one of the professionals.
Hitori Togusa Uh, Officer Hitori Togusa, RPD.
Hitori Togusa And I don't mean roaming the streets, but having an extra platform to report emergencies or fires when the lines are jammed?

[wiselys]

Bark2-D2 I agree with whatever point Thalia is making.
Bark2-D2 Disclaimer: I didn't scroll up to read what point is being made, but Thalia's usually right.

[rosettareflected]

Alicnya Clover Well, if you feel that strongly about it, I'll await whatever you come up with! I'm certain it'll be great.

[hjack69]

who says its in a tequila bottle
maybe sometimes i put stuff in the wrong bottles just to keep things interesting

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Not apple. The texture and temperature difference is just... ugh.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Oh, it's not about the faces, I don't care about the fruit faces.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya I'll stick with ice cream on mine. Never mind it's still cold out.

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya I don't know, staying still like that would probably cause you to lose all your money. And your phone.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Better than one's life though.

[sparsity]

Micaw Tsukuyomi really...i had a really good kind, it was like apple pie
Micaw Tsukuyomi but ice cream is delicious all the time cold out or not
Micaw Tsukuyomi i went to the beach for some the other day

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Maybe I just got a bad bunch. It was kind of... mush. Didn't look good. Didn't taste good either.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Word. [ Is that how slang works??? HE'S RESEARCHING ]
Ritsmew Cattynyanya What flavor did you get?