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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com.

Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™!

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops?

Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures.

Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include:
-Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun.
-The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety.
-Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off.
-Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment.
-Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application.
-Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason.
-Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs.
-New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used
-Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck)
-A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted
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chiseler: (nothing left to lose)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-04-16 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven Squawking am I going to hate the answer if I ask why you think you were in ninja training? you're in high school
parodeity: art credit unknown, please contact (THUMBS UP 🎧 sarcasm)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-04-17 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
mostly all the shuriken and swords and stuff
and also
the fast ninja dude apparently in charge of my person
chiseler: (are we all too young to die?)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-04-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven Squawking so sharp objects and stealth movements. kinda sounds like a nightmare, but okay
Steven Squawking you were raised by ninjas then...? or. one singular ninja. or a ninja babysitter?
Steven Squawking doesn't seem too bad
parodeity: die-andenken @ tumblr (PHONE 🎧 waiting for a text)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-04-20 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
the one ninja
i dont remember a ton about it but i guess it was ok

[ LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but it's a public(ish) network and lmao no ]
chiseler: (it was really only you)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-04-20 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven Squawking all right, all right. whatever it was isn't real compared to this probably?
Steven Squawking ...man, I'm starting to really think I can't keep lying about this not being a real thing
Steven Squawking especially with more and more memories coming up. but so far nobody else has received the app this month from what I know. maybe they stopped
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-04-22 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
lmao
hit me up when you want to stop lying about it but otherwise i think
i should go and do dishes so ill like chat with you later
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