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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Is that the sound of someone realising that he still has things to do?
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Because it sounds like it is!
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Hurry and go while you still have the time!

[megabond]

Augustine Sauveterrier Good call.
Augustine Sauveterrier In any case, I hope we can see each other again tomorrow.
Augustine Sauveterrier See you then.

[samuraisoul]

Mewbei Nyankōbō Thank you; it#s appreciated.
Mewbei Nyankōbō I am sure their position as our overlords shall remain consistant, at least.

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Don't be a stranger now!
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora See you later!!

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I feel like if that ever happens it'll be the greatest prank known to man.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Or we all riot right there and then. Pitchforks and torches and an organised mob song.

[clear_eyes]

Rachat Hishimura Accept it being really cute, and you will find peace, Maya Aimoto.
Rachat Hishimura I mean it's better than blue hair. In anime terms that color is really sort of ordinary.

[rhapsodeity]

seeeeriously!
i will take christmas shenanigans over dead bodies pretty much always

[strongestheart]

Maya Aidoggo FINE, FINE
Maya Aidoggo I guess you'd know better, you saw it.
Maya Aidoggo HOWEVER! Blue is NOT a normal color HERE.

[clear_eyes]

Rachat Hishimura I guess it's really weird to still be thinking about it anime terms.
Rachat Hishimura It's just in that context the color usually implies something about you.
Rachat Hishimura Pink is for the warm, bubbly people, and blue is for the cool,
calm, collected characters.
Rachat Hishimura ... You think my previous self might have been like that?

[trueend]

how much older :/

[trueend]

Purina Friskies like
Purina Friskies fear of a monster tickling their toes??

[me_matey]

old enough to stop asking how much older

[trueend]

why DUCKS
it keeps making me see dancing fruit when i repond :(
i dont like this joke

[trueend]

what
thats not fair
doesnt even make sense!!!!

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Yes! Exactly like that.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Just gives me the heebie jeebies.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Someone tickling you while you're trying to sleep.

[ the horror if you're easily ticklish. the sheer horror of it all. ]

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking sometimes I get the feeling that whoever's behind this app knows exactly what our next moves will be
Steven Squawking maybe that's paranoid, but it's also not something I can ignore. that weird feeling of being watched and people knowing what my life's going to do next? not big on the "easy to predict" thing
Steven Squawking stay as unpredictable as possible, elliecat. it'll be better for everybody

[Yes he knows her real name by now, but that nickname is unfortunately going to stick.]

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking only if you can choreograph something for the fruit to dance along to
Steven Squawking keep us posted on your progress

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat I'm always the problem person.
Elliecat Instead of groaning, I laugh.

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat The scientist in me wants to say seeing the future is impossible.
Elliecat But given everything else impossible that's happened, I can't really discount anything.
Elliecat But if they do somehow know what we're going to do, that'll make it much harder to try to stop them.
Elliecat We'd have to figure out how they're doing it, and then find ways to counter that. Like, if we abruptly do things we wouldn't normally do does that change things?
Elliecat If you flap your wings in tokyo do you change the future, Squawking?

[Oh great.]

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat Or they weren't and you just don't know how to appreciate them.

[rhapsodeity]

well it is probably for april fools!
so maybe tomorrow it will be gone?
i dont like the pacman part!!!
i would rather play memory

[trueend]

??????
its making you play pacman???
why??????????
other better games out there

[trueend]

Purina Friskies think teachers would buy
Purina Friskies couldnt skeep got tickled by monsters
Purina Friskies as a reason not to do homework o:

[frostythehitman]

Bluejaymes Barkes What the hell kind of job would that even get me?
Bluejaymes Barkes I don't know that I'd be able to live with myself if I got a job for creating memes.

[frostythehitman]

Bluejaymes Barkes I enjoy plenty of movies just fine! If they can't make theirs entertaining then that's on them.