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Steven Squawking maybe that's paranoid, but it's also not something I can ignore. that weird feeling of being watched and people knowing what my life's going to do next? not big on the "easy to predict" thing
Steven Squawking stay as unpredictable as possible, elliecat. it'll be better for everybody
[Yes he knows her real name by now, but that nickname is unfortunately going to stick.]
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Elliecat But given everything else impossible that's happened, I can't really discount anything.
Elliecat But if they do somehow know what we're going to do, that'll make it much harder to try to stop them.
Elliecat We'd have to figure out how they're doing it, and then find ways to counter that. Like, if we abruptly do things we wouldn't normally do does that change things?
Elliecat If you flap your wings in tokyo do you change the future, Squawking?
[Oh great.]
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Steven Squawking a butterfly effect, right? or a bird effect, whatever. abruptly changing what we normally do sounds like a good theory to try
Steven Squawking if I ever flap my wings differently, you'll be one of the first to know
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Elliecat Curing a plague was impossible. Going to the moon was impossible. Until it wasn't.
Elliecat But some of the things they don't...I don't know.
Elliecat Well what would you change? If you could?
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Steven Squawking and...I don't know. depends on if you mean in this life or whatever my old one was doing. does it matter?
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Elliecat I meant everyone thought it was impossible.
Elliecat Ugh. Let's say this one. The real one.
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[And then there's a long lull.]
Steven Squawking I'd have a bigger bar, what else?
[Everything else he'd change seems way too personal.]
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Elliecat Fast car?
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Steven Squawking but I think I'd rather fly instead
Steven Squawking but speaking of flying I should probably get back to work instead of screwing around on the creeper-app. I'll catch you later?
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Elliecat Yeah. Later!