Retrospec Delivery strikes again

[5kotai]

Pochi Shibakaga shared a photo. 4/10 near Birch Hills Apartments

I think Retrospec sent me live... contraband, that's the word? Something that shouldn't be mailed in a box to a child randomly? Not that my guardian believes me, she thinks he's just a cute tabby cat that some really nice Retrospec employee gave me/had to give up. So did the vet we took him to, so for right now I just have an "active imagination"! Haha... Advice/recommendations for good cat food and toys would be really helpful, actually. He's really sweet, just jumpy.

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[sharplydressed]

about as insane as everything else that's been happening here? ；￣ロ￣）
it feels like that word is going to lose its meaning eventually

but you're welcome
don't forget about it okay?
and let us know if you need help getting it something to eat
idk if tigers eat cat food

[5kotai]

I hope no one else in the apartment gets a strange pet from Retrospec... like a wolf, or a dragon.

Actually knowing that ahead of time before disasters happen might be a better idea.

Well, good cat food should have meat`in it. Did you know tuna-based cat food has more tuna content than canned tuna meant for us? We learned that in Home Economics.

[sharplydressed]

i would say that's ridiculous but honestly, nothing is ridiculous anymore
you're right anyway
it's better to just be prepared i think

[A LONG PAUSE...]

that is also the worst fact i've learned all week omfg

[5kotai]

It's because of preservatives! And seasonings. Salt too.

As long as torakun is fed healthy food, it's okay! I don't get tuna salad sandwiches to taste very good anyway... the texture and tanginess is hard to get right!

[sharplydressed]

i don't want to know these things! i eat that stuff!
sometimes
enough that this is going to ruin my appetite

[Until he forgets about it in like 2 days, anyway.]

i don't think tigers would like bread or mayo so that's probably for the best here tbh

[5kotai]

I guess school teaches us scary, but important lessons. All for the sake of teaching kids to be healthy.

[ Or just "why" lessons. ]

Oh! I have to be careful not to leave food out now. Torakun likes getting into everything! Mostly boxes and paper bags, but I just caught him on the kitchen counter...

[sharplydressed]

you learned that in school??
that sounds like something a teacher read while they were scrolling through clickbait (￣Д￣；；

anyway, that's probably going to become a problem too, isn't it?
over time i mean
especially if he gets big, but even if he doesn't...

[5kotai]

It was a funny lesson! We had to figure out which was food we'd take camping by only knowing their ingredients. Lots of people brought what was revealed later to be cat food, because it sounded healthy.

...I have a spritzer bottle for discipline! For plants, torakun, and hungover tenants.

[sharplydressed]

well i guess those guys will be okay if they ever need to live off of cat food for some reason

[AND THEN JUST, A PAUSE... Who is Koukichi Ashikaga.]

you're really something else, you know
make sure it doesn't get angry with you, okay?
either the tiger or the hungover tenants

[5kotai]

[ ...Fearless. The most ironic thing here, but fearless. ]

There'a a lot of things I'm afraid of:
-bad grades
-making people mad
-rotten zombie fruit

but torakun isn't one of them. Weird, I should be, but something in my head tells me it'll be alright. Like I'm sure he won't eat me.

Also, Aunt Ryo let me have the spray bottle for those reasons. Now I have fern duty and "get the afterparty animals off the lobby couches" duty.

[ SHE WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE LATTER BUT HER NEPHEW TOOK IT SERIOUSLY. ]

[sharplydressed]

[TRULY FEARLESS. He's not sure he trusts this mysterious feeling he has that's telling him hanging out with a tiger is a-okay, but he supposes people have been dealing with much weirder feelings lately... Maybe he should just be grateful that Koukichi isn't suddenly possessed by the urge to dedicate his life to tiger maintenance or something.]

well
just as long as you remember to get us if you need help

with both your tiger and kicking out hungover jerks

[What even is their collective lives.]