TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

[tarotcards]

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[outpunch]

OMG? WTF?

[This is the only answer he can come up to all of this. So eloquent.]

[alienates]

Did he write a will?
I call dibs.

[clear_eyes]

You should let the center for disease control know immediately.

[covenantal]

[ well ]

I'm sorry, brother. We tried to ensure I was fine... we did everything we could... but it wasn't enough... and now you're suffering because of me.

You won't ever have to see me again, but know in my heart I regret what I've done to you... and I'll always care for you.

Farewell.

[tarotcards]

Yes, Old Man Germs. I see that you already know the female equivalent of OMG. WTF: Women Turn Frail

[tarotcards]

I negate your dibs through my status as his older brother.

[alienates]

I'm overriding your dibs because we do not live in a monarchy and thus titles and possessions does not have to pass along bloodlines.
You're just mad you didn't call dibs first.
Dibs.

[tarotcards]

I am dialling their number as I speak. We need to quarantine the subject immediately.

[tarotcards]

Farewell, brother.

I will miss you, but I will never forget about you. Please rest in peace.

I will take good care of Kohi-san in your absence.

[covenantal]

I recognize Karkat's dibs as valid.

[tarotcards]

You side against your own brother?

[covenantal]

You've already cast me aside.

And besides, he did call dibs.

[covenantal]

I don't remember saying I'd leave Kohi-san with you. I've already taken him. We'll journey to the end of the world together.

[tarotcards]

You're going to have to rip this will out of my cold dead hands then.

[alienates]

♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

[tarotcards]

It was for your own good. For the good of humanity.

And I will not let a mere "dibs" take away my well deserved heirlooms.

[tarotcards]

Do you want to infect him with some cat variant of OMG? How cruel could you be?

[covenantal]

ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

[clear_eyes]

Would the same not go for yourself? You said it was too late for you.

[covenantal]

"Well-deserved" ...

Souji... it couldn't be...

... that you planned this ... ?

[covenantal]

I also took Cream-san.

[alienates]

Challenge accepted.
What's your favorite flowers so I can make sure to decorate your gravestone accordingly.

[alienates]

If you weren't already dying you can't inherit my crap but know that you have the dibs to my heart.

[tarotcards]

I have already barricaded myself in my room with enough rations and supplies to last me a while but as for my brother... who knows what he's doing out there? Infecting others like how he infected me...

[covenantal]

The dibs to your heart is all I could ever want or hope for with my remaining time in this world, my love.