tarotcards: (souji1)
souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-13 03:48 pm

TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.
outpunch: (pic#11050298)

[personal profile] outpunch 2017-04-13 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG? WTF?

[This is the only answer he can come up to all of this. So eloquent.]
alienates: art @ nymphicus (Default)

[personal profile] alienates 2017-04-13 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Did he write a will?
I call dibs.
clear_eyes: (staring)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-13 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You should let the center for disease control know immediately.
covenantal: (252.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-04-13 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well ]

I'm sorry, brother. We tried to ensure I was fine... we did everything we could... but it wasn't enough... and now you're suffering because of me.

You won't ever have to see me again, but know in my heart I regret what I've done to you... and I'll always care for you.

Farewell.
mercurio: ❥ponponpon (007)

[personal profile] mercurio 2017-04-14 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
if this is real then at least i can distinguish the two of you finally
also wtf?
splasher: ❥splasher @dw (119)

knows him from high school??? yeah okay

[personal profile] splasher 2017-04-14 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
is he also affected by the virus, or is it just you?
me_matey: (i wanna be the one in control)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-14 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
hey

aint nothin wrong with older guys
browbeater: Except I'm straight and not sassy in the slightest. (Hi. I'm Mako your sassy gay friend.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-04-14 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
i haven't come into contact with him.

but kids these days need a better sense of responsibility anyway.
mouseketeerish: (Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash)

[personal profile] mouseketeerish 2017-04-14 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
OMG

What a fate worse than death! I'll send snapchats to remind you guys of hold old you've become.
youraffection: (game011)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-04-14 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
tbh that sounds like something ud do already
complementing: (Default)

[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-14 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
omg omg has finally descended upon us

good bye Kami twins I knew you well
vendettastool: (u wut?)

[personal profile] vendettastool 2017-04-14 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure he isn't just turning into a giant cat instead?
daemonized: (28)

[personal profile] daemonized 2017-04-14 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ardyn is caught somewhere between worry (because another physical change for his nephews? Really?), and fond amusement. Because if one must react, why not react in this way?

Time to prod for information, by playing along. Maybe he'll pay Souji a visit in person when he can.]


Can an old man like you make your way to Recolle Square in one piece? I worry.
accordance: all by <user name="feonixe"> (Default)

[personal profile] accordance 2017-04-14 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

[ THAT'S IT ]
redarm: (da fuq?)

[personal profile] redarm 2017-04-14 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Thinking back on the white hair he saw in Tim's videos... ]

uh oh.
loudmouths: (🌟 is there something wrong?)

[personal profile] loudmouths 2017-04-16 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ah... I guess he'll be needing hair dye, as well, huh?

But, ah. What sort of things do you ... discuss, exactly?