TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

[tarotcards]

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[daemonized]

[Ardyn is caught somewhere between worry (because another physical change for his nephews? Really?), and fond amusement. Because if one must react, why not react in this way?

Time to prod for information, by playing along. Maybe he'll pay Souji a visit in person when he can.]

Can an old man like you make your way to Recolle Square in one piece? I worry.

[tarotcards]

I worry too. These eyes aren't what they used to be. I might just walk straight out into traffic without realizing it.

[daemonized]

That would be an unfathomable tragedy, Souji. One that we must avoid if we can.

Shall I meet you there to assist? Help you cross the road and all that?

[tarotcards]

Thank you for the offer but please do not inconvenience yourself, Izunia-san.

I must learn to adapt to this new elderly body of mine. If I get hit by a car then so be it. I was not meant to live for long.

[daemonized]

But I insist. What sort of uncle would I be if I left you to your fate? It's no inconvenience at all, I promise you.

[tarotcards]

You are far too kind.

If you insist then I will accept your offer. As gratitude, I will ensure to leave you a sizeable amount of my wealth for you in my will.

[daemonized]

How generous of you, but once again unnecessary. That makes it sound like I'm only being helpful for the sake of ulterior motives. I'd hate for others to paint me as that kind of villain.

[tarotcards]

But of course. We couldn't have that, but really, who would paint you as an evil villain? You exude absolute pure innocence, goodness, and virtue.

[ stock audience laugh ]

[daemonized]

[the universe is crying with laughter]

I'm a saint, I know. But thank you for your kind words regardless.

[covenantal]

Don't be concerned for him, Izunia-san. He did this to himself and deserves to suffer the consequences.

[daemonized]

According to your brother, the blame sits squarely on your shoulders. "OMG", after all. Are you really so quick to dismiss him to his fate?

[covenantal]

Don't be deceived. This illness is his fault and his creation. He infected me as a test case, but his plans backfired... and now we're both suffering the consequences. Feel no pity for him, Izunia-san. No one deserves to be an old man more than Souji.

[daemonized]

I see. I didn't realize that Souji was such a manipulative young man. He had us both deceived, and now I feel nothing short of a foolish.

Though, I wonder, should we consider forgiveness?

[tarotcards]

Do not believe his lies, uncle.

I would never do such a thing to my beloved brother.

[daemonized]

Now I don't know who to believe. Logic dictates that someone is being untruthful; that or this is one immense misunderstanding.

[covenantal]

He wanted to take me out so he could inherit my wealth...! It's a scam, uncle. One we'll both pay the price for...!

[tarotcards]

Ignore him. He's trying to frame me. For what reason? I have no idea.

But you know me, Izunia-san. You know that I'd never do anything as cruel as this. I'm a pure-hearted soul.

[daemonized]

Now then, boys, let's not continue yelling over each other.

[Through text! What a lark.]

Besides, the both of you need to admit to the truth. It's all about custody of the cats, isn't it?

[tarotcards]

How did you know...?!

[covenantal]

He figured us out, Souji...

But it's too late. I have both the cats anyway. You've lost.

[tarotcards]

Izunia-san, are you reading this? Please help me! Yu is catnapping Kohi-san and Cream-san!!

[covenantal]

Is it catnapping if they came with me willingly? Happily, even?

[tarotcards]

Lies! Cream-san would never betray me! You must have tricked her somehow!

[covenantal]

Oh? Maybe she was simply smart enough to realize her master's time had come, and she wished to be with a smarter, better, younger man who could care for her.

[tarotcards]

You take that back.










Or else I'm eating your last cup of pudding.