TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

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This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

isn't he just like munakata

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BTW: Bateria's Too Wild

There are definitely such things as Old Man Germs and I am suffering from it. Do not be so naive. OMG affects people every day, like you and me.

waits for word platitudes to appear in this conversation tbh...also oops html fail

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.............
Bullshirt
BULLSHIRT
BS
DAM THIS

Just go see a doctor and don't spam, gramps

here u go

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BS: Bacteria Sucks

Doctors cannot help me. They will simply say that "whatever doesn't kill me will make me stronger" or to "look on the bright side". Such sayings are nothing more than just mere platitudes.

thank you for making my dreams come true /single tear

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Yeah, you're right






AFAIK no one can help you anymore.
ALSO STOP MAKING THIS SHIRT UP, PEOPLE WILL PANIC AND NO ONE WANTS TO DEAL WITH THAT

any time ;)

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AFAIK: Also Facial Abnormal Infections Kill.

But this is not made up. This is a real condition that my brother and I suffer from. We are only warning the public so it does not take anyone by surprise and plunge them into despair. We can never let despair take over.

i'm crying

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What, there are two of you? We're doomed, IG. This is the real despair.
Just take some pills and you'll be alright.

[covenantal]

Yes, there are.

Hi.

[outpunch]

Holy shirt he wasn't joking.
So you're an old grandpa too now? My condolences.

[covenantal]

Well, my hair is still black.

My eyes are silver, though.

[outpunch]

Maybe you still have a chance of recovering unlike that other you.

[Rude]

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IG: Infectious Germs.

The true despair is that you don't seem to understand the true meanings of the acronyms you're using.

[outpunch]

Are you sure it's me who doesn't understand the meanings here?

Are you

absolutely

sure

But for a grandpa, you're creative, I'll give you that

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100% positive. I'd bet my life on it and newfound silver hair on it.

Thank you. It honours me to hear you say that. I accept this title of the Ulitmate Creative Granpa.

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What a stupid title

[BE NICE TO YOUR ELDERS (???), JUZO]

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That's not a nice thing to say to your elders

[ THIS IS WHY MUNAKATA DIDN'T LIKE YOU!!! ]

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Maybe not but it sounds stupid, anyway
I'm just being honest here
Ultimate cop sounds just as bad

[forever alone 😞]

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Ultimate Cop sounds like a superhero, to be honest. You could be like Robot Cop. Created to stop crime lords through the power of advanced police technology

[ haha no friends or love juzo ]