TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

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This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[me_matey]

buy a harley and a leather jacket. hang out around high schools.

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Harleys are too expensive for my budget.

Will a bicycle be okay? It has a cute basket out front.

[me_matey]

how u gonna show the world u still a young thug wit a baby bike

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I'm a modern day version of a thug. The real thugs go around in bicycles, saving money on gas and thinking of the environment.

I also don't have a leather jacket so I'm just going to make due with my knitted cardigan.

[me_matey]

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its too late for u homey this OMG of urs is incurable.

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What! No! How are you so certain?!

[me_matey]

as a certified doctor of thuganomics, i have the experience to form a professional opinion on this.

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What if I just wear a pair of shorts and a baseball cap? Then I can look like a youngster.

[me_matey]

nah homeboi thatsa whack attack

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This is so difficult. There are so many rules and customs I have to follow.

Maybe I'll just look into black hair dye again.

[me_matey]

better idea

just be you

even if you is an old dude

i like the regular you, anyways.

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[ that's surprisingly very heart touching ]

You do?

[me_matey]

dont let it go to ur head

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Too late. It's in my head.

My ego is swelling up with pride. Help.

[me_matey]

y is it always me bailing u out

u are nothin but trouble boy

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But you like me for how I am, right? So it's worth it?

[me_matey]

pushin ur luck?

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What's life without taking a few chances or risks now and then?

[me_matey]

ill let u come to ur own answer there, then

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Well, I just rolled a die and I got a 1....... I might have to reconsider this.

[me_matey]

make ur own luck, chump