retrospec | TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Can I at least get the kind of bubble that'd let me move around? Like a hamster ball?

I imagine those are a bit different and much less fun than how they're shown on TV.

But there's no way to actually tell until we try, right?

Try, put in a call to a government organization and see what happens, whichever.

Seriously though that may be a bad idea.

Too late, I'm already calling them.

But while I'm being put on this very long wait, you may list all the reasons why this is a bad idea.

Creating a public scare. Potential legal trouble. Those just come to mind off the top of my head.

Public scare about OMG, perhaps, but no one can be terrified by the potential of human hamster balls. That just sounds like a good time and a good way to get around.

I think that kind of response would elicit more laughter than anything.

But uhm, seriously, please don't call it in. My mother is a doctor and I don't think I'd be able to look her in the eye if I seriously knew I helped cause a public health scare...

Is that so? Do you think she might have any information on OMG?

I don't think she'd react to it at all, like most of the changes to people have had to their appearance.
At most, I think she'd assume they colored their hair.