retrospec | A Casual Request

Vella Tartine @frenchsandwhich
So like, getting kinda antsy with all these bird changes and smiling fruits

Vella Tartine @frenchsandwhich
Who wants to go to a bar and start a fight

is it tuesday already

Now come on

SOMETIMES I wait until the weekend

we both know its too crowded on the weekend
no one wants a weakass shoving match

Nah man, if you find the right crowd, it can turn into a all-out rampage in there

obviously i havent found the right crowds

Really use a discerning eye on which guy is most not in the mood to be accidentally shoved

thats usually the guy working the door
or the bar
what else works for you

Idk I just wanna go fight

Haven't put much thought into beyond that

take it from me
thats not much of an alibi

Eh

If I'm caught I'm caught

real talk
whats your record look like

One or two assaults and resisting arrests, I think? I haven't really checked recently

its good info to have if you wanna walk the line

Ugh but its so much effort

so is posting bail

Yeah but I don't have to do that part

okay thats fair

the only question left is
where is the party and has it started without me

My dude, the city is our oyster and the party never stops

sure it does
thats what hangovers are for

Okay, fair

But the party keeps going no matter who drops out

true

man last time i did a crawl someone was lit crawling around on the floor
what it must feel like to be a lightweight