A Casual Request

[beastenderblood]

Vella Tartine @frenchsandwhich
So like, getting kinda antsy with all these bird changes and smiling fruits

Vella Tartine @frenchsandwhich
Who wants to go to a bar and start a fight

Comments

[longwei2go]

is it tuesday already

[beastenderblood]

Now come on

SOMETIMES I wait until the weekend

[longwei2go]

we both know its too crowded on the weekend
no one wants a weakass shoving match

[beastenderblood]

Nah man, if you find the right crowd, it can turn into a all-out rampage in there

[longwei2go]

obviously i havent found the right crowds

[beastenderblood]

Really use a discerning eye on which guy is most not in the mood to be accidentally shoved

[longwei2go]

thats usually the guy working the door
or the bar
what else works for you

[beastenderblood]

Idk I just wanna go fight

Haven't put much thought into beyond that

[longwei2go]

take it from me
thats not much of an alibi

[beastenderblood]

Eh

If I'm caught I'm caught

[longwei2go]

real talk
whats your record look like

[beastenderblood]

One or two assaults and resisting arrests, I think? I haven't really checked recently

[longwei2go]

its good info to have if you wanna walk the line

[beastenderblood]

Ugh but its so much effort

[longwei2go]

so is posting bail

[beastenderblood]

Yeah but I don't have to do that part

[longwei2go]

okay thats fair

the only question left is
where is the party and has it started without me

[beastenderblood]

My dude, the city is our oyster and the party never stops

[longwei2go]

sure it does
thats what hangovers are for

[beastenderblood]

Okay, fair

But the party keeps going no matter who drops out

[longwei2go]

true

man last time i did a crawl someone was lit crawling around on the floor
what it must feel like to be a lightweight

[heiroglyphs]

You're joking.
Please be joking.

[beastenderblood]

I never joke about a round of refreshing violence

[arahoushi]

uh oh

please don't, it makes us bouncers sad when we have to throw you out

:(

[beastenderblood]

Counterargument: I wanna

[arahoushi]

ok then here's what you're gonna want to do

buy the bouncer a drink first. make sure you cheers with him so he'll feel obligated to actually drink it

THEN start your barfight

[TOSHI NO THIS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE ADVICE]

[beastenderblood]

What if he asks for an ID

[arahoushi]

wait are you underage?

step 1: wait for your 21st birthday
step 2: everything else

[beastenderblood]

I don't know I feel like I can just fight people without ordering a drink

[arahoushi]

probably not without also getting thrown out

getting me

i mean

getting the bouncer drunk is a key factor

[beastenderblood]

Subtle

[arahoushi]

all part of the job, ma'am っゝω・)っ

[splinten]

That's the most appealing thing I've heard in ages that I'm still not allowed to do.
Underground boxing match should be fine though.

[beastenderblood]

I haven't been to one in forever, the best scenes could be across town for all I know

[constellates]

vella
but why

[beastenderblood]

Wanna clear my head and also my sinuses

[constellates]

you cannot try another hobby ?

[beastenderblood]

I bake a lot too

I like to have multiple hobbies

[constellates]

why does one hobby have a part in hurting people

[beastenderblood]

Because cooking doesn't clear my sinuses

[constellates]

have you seen a doctor

[beastenderblood]

That's a lot more expensive

[constellates]

anyas mama is a nurse ?
or my auntie is a doctor
if you need to see someone

[beastenderblood]

[Dang]

That is absurdly sweet and nice of you?? Like, the nicest thing Ive ever heard

[constellates]

really ?
if someone needs a doctor
they should get to see one
do you need to ?

[beastenderblood]

I don't think right now? But I'll keep in mind

[constellates]

ok
if you get hurt in your fight
please see a doctor
let anya know

[beastenderblood]

Will do sweetheart