A Casual Request

[beastenderblood]

Vella Tartine @frenchsandwhich
So like, getting kinda antsy with all these bird changes and smiling fruits

Vella Tartine @frenchsandwhich
Who wants to go to a bar and start a fight

Comments

[arahoushi]

uh oh

please don't, it makes us bouncers sad when we have to throw you out

:(

[beastenderblood]

Counterargument: I wanna

[arahoushi]

ok then here's what you're gonna want to do

buy the bouncer a drink first. make sure you cheers with him so he'll feel obligated to actually drink it

THEN start your barfight

[TOSHI NO THIS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE ADVICE]

[beastenderblood]

What if he asks for an ID

[arahoushi]

wait are you underage?

step 1: wait for your 21st birthday
step 2: everything else

[beastenderblood]

I don't know I feel like I can just fight people without ordering a drink

[arahoushi]

probably not without also getting thrown out

getting me

i mean

getting the bouncer drunk is a key factor

[beastenderblood]

Subtle

[arahoushi]

all part of the job, ma'am っゝω・)っ