James "dumpster fire gijinka" Barnes (
frostythehitman) wrote in 
retrospec2017-04-17 08:10 pm
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backdated to 4/12, welcome to ultimate nerd hell
James Barnes shared a photo. 
April 12 near Recolle
There's got to be at least one comics nerd on here. Someone explain to me what all these old comics are supposed to be, and why they all have me in them.
And before you say "just google it," I did and I couldn't find anything. I have no idea where Retrospec dug these up from.
Also, I've got one free ticket to the shooting range I'm willing to share. The only catch is you have to be 18+ and willing to take me too. Let me know if you're interested.
((To view the comics in larger size/more detail, click here. There was no way i was gonna manage to embed that in a DW post. EDIT: also i added a bit to this post at 4/17 11:38 EST because I was a dumbass who forgot to include it originally, sorry for any possible confusion! ))


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i'm no super nerd but i'm pretty sure i haven't heard of them
is that really you in the comics??
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No one else is recognizing them either, and Google doesn't know about it. What's Retrospec playing at here?
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okay, so another thing to add to the weirdness pile. i guess the retrospec guys made the comic? why stop at invading our personal lives when they can make us comic characters too!
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Why would they even bother, though? And what made them think I was comic book character material in the first place?
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maybe they just picked a user at random to make comics about?? like some kinda really creepy contest!
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but hey, it's a start!
is it decent writing at least
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I say "yahoo" at least five times per issue.
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that kinda sounds like a fun read!
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If anything, it's more like a cosmic joke.
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come on, lighten up!
at least it's not anything dangerous
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What, like I should just be thankful they didn't mail me a grenade?
If I have to thank someone for not sending me a grenade, then our standards for what's worth saying thanks for have really tanked.
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well, that's life with retrospec tbh
man i wonder if they'll do comics of me too!
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It's not like they're doing anything else over there.
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so what you going to do with these comics
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I'm gonna let them sit in the box they came in. I'm not about to get rid of them, but what else am I gonna do with them? Like anyone's gonna buy a box full of fake comics.
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do they just pitch all these random ideas? what are they throwing around now? "oh let's make water purple!"
dude i'd buy them!
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Wait, you'd seriously buy them? Why?
...And for how much?
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totes seriously! i dunno, they make look kinda cheesy but they still look kinda fun too
and maybe there's some kinda hidden message somewhere in them. man, that'd be rad!
what would be a good price for all of them? 20 bucks?
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[ He literally looked up what a regular comic book costs in this the year of our lord 2017, just for this. ]
Besides, they're not for sale. I'll let you borrow and read a couple if you want, though.
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but dude that's even better! i'll gladly get some borrowing going on!
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Let me know when you wanna read a few and I'll let you read over them sometime.
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a tempting offer! hey, does tomorrow work?
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