backdated to 4/12, welcome to ultimate nerd hell

[frostythehitman]

James Barnes shared a photo. April 12 near Recolle

There's got to be at least one comics nerd on here. Someone explain to me what all these old comics are supposed to be, and why they all have me in them. And before you say "just google it," I did and I couldn't find anything. I have no idea where Retrospec dug these up from. Also, I've got one free ticket to the shooting range I'm willing to share. The only catch is you have to be 18+ and willing to take me too. Let me know if you're interested.

((To view the comics in larger size/more detail, click here. There was no way i was gonna manage to embed that in a DW post. EDIT: also i added a bit to this post at 4/17 11:38 EST because I was a dumbass who forgot to include it originally, sorry for any possible confusion! ))

Comments

[frostythehitman]

Okay see all of this cement-punching acrobatic stuff? Sounds pretty awesome. But how do you even trust it, with all the other creepy stuff Retrospec's done to us?

For all we know, we're their human experiment guinea pigs. Superpowered, but powerless to them and completely at their mercy.

[true_noir]

Trust? I can't trust any of this not to come back somehow and cause me untold trouble. Nothing about the situation is trustworthy, and I think you may have figured out something there. It does feel like we are guinea pigs, test subjects of whatever it is that they are doing.

And that they have no clue what they are doing.

[frostythehitman]

Of course they know what they're doing, they're doing it to us, aren't they?

The second we underestimate them is the second we lose.

[true_noir]

I don't underestimate what they're capable of, but I have my doubts that they are fully aware of what they're actually working with. They're very dangerous, but it is like someone playing with fire.

Either way, we can't turn our backs on them for a minute.

[frostythehitman]

So you're gonna just parkour around until their tech or experimentation or whatever backfires?

[true_noir]

Carefully, and I wasn't really planning to parkour around that much. I was thinking more the gym.

[Liar, liar, pants on fire. She's totally planning to do that. She may not like it, but that kind of agility was addictive once you started making use of it.]

[frostythehitman]

You have parkour skills and you're going to use them, but only at the gym?

Yeah, right.

[true_noir]

Well, let's call them acrobatic skills, shall we? They're very similar after all. And we will see how long it lasts.

It is tempting, trust me.

[frostythehitman]

You think it's temporary?

[true_noir]

I don't know. I am watching for signs of it disappearing, but it hasn't quite yet and I've been dealing with it for a few weeks now.

We will see.

[frostythehitman]

I figured all the changes were permanent--fruit, hallucinomemories, and parkour included. You think it could all be temporary?

[true_noir]

For the moment, everything seems permanent, but at the same time I don't know whether to trust them about that, or to trust the situation. People have disappeared off the app and returned to normal, remembering nothing of horses, and without strange powers.

Who is to say what is possible here?

[frostythehitman]

I didn't know people could leave this app. I thought it was like a Hotel California type situation, but with social media.

And let me guess: we don't have a choice in whether we disappear off the app or not.

[true_noir]

I didn't until relatively recently, and to this day none of us that I've spoken to know how it happened. But, since we didn't control how we got onto it, why should we control our departure?

[frostythehitman]

Makes about as much sense as anything else on this app. You don't get to do or decide anything, Retrospec does it all for you, including giving you powers or kicking you out.

[true_noir]

And for that reason, the urge to investigate them and find out what they are really after just mounts that much more, but in the end it is very easy for us to run in circles. Almost like that's their intention, isn't it?

[frostythehitman]

You say it like it's a question.

They're obviously messing with us just for fun. It just makes me want to find them that much more and make them answer for all the crap they put us through.

[ He originally typed 'and punch them' but then decided he probably shouldn't make possible-threats to them over their own network. ]

[true_noir]

I'll agree it's the most likely reason, and personally I really want to punch Jim in the nose.

Hard.

[frostythehitman]

If you find him, tell me. I gotta be there to punch him in the nose too.

[true_noir]

I do believe that a great many people are now waiting in line to break his nose. They will never be able to set it right at this rate, no doubt.

[frostythehitman]

Good. Let him have a crooked nose, he deserves it. Him and Janet both, and whoever else works there.

[true_noir]

I will forgive their janitor. Janitors have terrible jobs anyway, and are usually not responsible for higher up decisions. But that is all I feel forgiving of.

[frostythehitman]

Okay, fine: anyone who works there and actually does stuff relating to the app and messing with us. Janitors are okay.

Not the electricians or building maintenance people, though--they're probably the ones changing the building around all the time and hooking up the door buzzers and that junk.

[true_noir]

Oh yes, that is an entirely different matter. After what happened with those colored stones, I have no sympathy for whoever put them out there. Broken noses are in their future as well.

[frostythehitman]

You're not the first person to mention those stones. What happened with them?