hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

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[overtwohundred]

suuuuuure i totally believe you

okay tell me that again when you've landed splat on the ground like those bugs i totally slaughtered
oh wait

[stopbleeding]

wont drop
duck kno id skin it
2 scard 2 defy me

get a good scar from fall

[overtwohundred]

yeah okay point: you
pretty sure there are scarier things out there than a pint-sized human
smaller than pint-sized but you get me

a scar called "death"
actually you know what that'd be a hell of a way to go out
awesome

[stopbleeding]

it saw death in my eyes when i beat it

explosions couldnt kill me
ducks and fallin wont either

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[overtwohundred]

color me impressed
gotta teach it who's boss

[ ...... ]

you sure you didn't fall and hit your head really hard kiddo

[stopbleeding]

hit head a lot
but not in way u mean

just tougher than averge

[overtwohundred]

uh huh i totally believe you
normal people get concussions when they hit their heads
apparently you're special
don't let me stop you from hitting your head though

[stopbleeding]

liked it when u were fun

[overtwohundred]

that's offensive kiddo
i'm still fun
way more fun than most of the dorks here

[stopbleeding]

j walkin mor daring than most people here
not hard 2 b mor fun

wats it lik stopping crim w/ smal hands

[overtwohundred]

yeah so i'm like one of the coolest and funnest people here
easily

dunno
but i'm arresting a bunch of bugs for being ugly motherfuckers
and by arresting i mean
fucking up their shit

[stopbleeding]

talkin my language
do they spiral wen u pull wings off? keep wantin 2 try it

[overtwohundred]

no idea haven't tried it
but now i'm gonna
will report back with results

[stopbleeding]

take vid if it spirals in2 explosion of guts

[overtwohundred]

pfffftahahaha that sounds awesome
what if their tiny little heads explode too
man i can't believe i ever complained about this

[stopbleeding]

u think their guts will com out of their eyes?
hope it makes gud sound

[overtwohundred]

[ There's no reply for a while because Nisha is off harassing bugs for their little experiment. But fear not, Zoro, you don't have to wait that long! ]

okay so
the video crapped out but
1. it was awesome
2. the motherfucker slammed into a phone pole but its head got squished like a grape
3. when you pull the wings off a firefly it goes spinning like a top
4. again, awesome

[stopbleeding]

did butt still glo?

[overtwohundred]

hell yeah
it glowed for a while after it died
isn't nature amazing

[stopbleeding]

damn nature

who needs lightbulbs?