hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

Comments

[thesettingsun]

This information has improved my shitty day, but also, how are you revving it?

[stopbleeding]

kik it like hors

[arahoushi]

what the duck

*fuck

[stopbleeding]

not funny

[hjack69]

wtf how do you even rev a duck
where did you get a duck




i want a duck

[stopbleeding]

liv on boat duks like watr
dumb question

[bombasstic]

wot u doin to the poor bird

[stopbleeding]

ridin it

[esperimental]

I don't think riling up mounts is a particularly ideal thing.

[stopbleeding]

how u think hors move

[overtwohundred]

holy shit
riding cats is one thing
but ducks
how the hell did you find one of those feathery assholes to ride anyway

[stopbleeding]

liv on boat
drowned on way 2 work
rode duck
not dead

[biellmann]

Is that why you were soaked when you showed up today??

[stopbleeding]

sorta
fell in watr 1st

[gnasher]

did you expect it to moo

[stopbleeding]

no. bite. glad it didnt

[beastenderblood]

Now hold on

What about geese

[stopbleeding]

gud ques
dont hav any near house tho
do u?

[daemonized]

But what noise does it make when you honk its horn?

[stopbleeding]

it doesnt hav horn idiot

[parodeity]

thank you senor shitpost for this vital information
completely devoid of sarcasm here
pretty sure i would have died had i existed a second longer without the information you could rev a duck
and the reaction would be a quack

however
your post is not a 10/10 because of one missing element

pics

[stopbleeding]

np anytim

no pics
phone across room
imgine it b creatve

[heiroglyphs]

I beg your pardon???

[stopbleeding]

rev duk lik car it quaks

ex vroom vroom = quack quack

[korekara]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE DUCKS

[stopbleeding]

said what i was doing
cant u guyds read

[mercurio]

are ducks the new chocobos?
i miss chocobos but i guess ducks aren't such a bad replacement if we're permanently this size

[stopbleeding]

chobo better legs longer
geese might b better option
need investigation

[explodosafe]

Mine doesn't. :(

Don't tell me I got a broken one!! > o < !!!

out of all the tags here this is the single one i'm sorry for

[stopbleeding]

prbbly didnt dom it enuff

doing the lord's work here, just for u greer

[undergrowl]

Does it have a better sense of direction than you?

finally it's snowing

[stopbleeding]

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!