retrospec | hard

Entry tags:

bungou to alchemist: osamu dazai

hard

when u rev a duck it quaks

are ducks the new chocobos?
i miss chocobos but i guess ducks aren't such a bad replacement if we're permanently this size

Edited 2017-05-06 22:13 (UTC)

chobo better legs longer
geese might b better option
need investigation

i'll test out the ducks! i think i'll have better luck blending in with them
besides geese are scary

no 1 wants 2 see u put on duck suit

i don't think i can find one my size!!
but my hair's their colour, don't sweat it!

[this comes awhile later because zoro journeyed across his now-giant room to get his phone again. the thought of a grown person wearing a duck suit just upset him that much.]

don't say it like you've looked into it!

would it be so wrong to wanna check all my bases????

[prompto suddenly is invested in the duck suit pursuit]

YES!!!

i'm not convinced
one reason why

the fact that you need a reason is disturbing enough.

that you can't back up your argument is, too

are you

fine!
not even the dumbest animal would accept a guy dressed as big bird as one of its kind. you're gonna get pecked to death and deserve it.