hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

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[stopbleeding]

ohhhh? so he's got a car, huh?

what kind?

[daemonized]

Malicious destruction of private property is a jailable offense, you know.

[stopbleeding]

now now no need to fret. just a fan of cars. no harm in that.

[daemonized]

Oh, I'm not fretting. I'm merely under obligation to provide such a warning when I feel it's necessary.

[stopbleeding]

a man's vehicle says a lot about him. what's the problem with wanting to know?

[say bye to your fucking tires amigo]

[daemonized]

[talk about rude]

Because, as I mentioned above, I'm not sure I trust giving this information to a man so easily riled by a few innocuous words directed at his character.

[stopbleeding]

wimp.

[daemonized]

Return to your duck. Consider meditation to ease your frustrations. You'll find that the journey of self-improvement will often provide a figurative balm to an otherwise thin-skinned personality.

[stopbleeding]

[god. that's it. he just hates you so much]

someday you're gonna get put in your place for saying shit you've got no right to say.

a bastard like you only brings ruin onto themselves.

[daemonized]

[Ardyn can be a very frustrating man, quick to criticize that which he deems ridiculous. Just ask his students.]

I'm only offering advice based on our one interaction thus far. If you wish to change my mind on the matter, you're more than welcome to prove me wrong. No need to be so dramatic.

[stopbleeding]

you're a pretty conceited guy to think i'd waste my time on you. don't flatter yourself. find someone else to piss off.

[daemonized]

Very well then. I'll not force your hand.

[It's easy enough to just disengage from the conversation anyway.]

[darkinferno]

i wasn't talking about his car

i was talking about mine, since he seems to like riding in it so much and is giving ideas for how to make it better

[stopbleeding]

[damn.]

what does a guy like him know about something like that?

[darkinferno]

[Sorry not sorry, he'll give Ardyn shit but he actually likes the professor...]

not much

that's why i'm gonna sit outside his place and lay on the horn

let him see how useful his suggestions are

[stopbleeding]

jeez.

at least rig something else to do it. makes no sense to torture yourself at the same time as him.

[appreciates the thought tho.]

[darkinferno]

thanks, but i'll pass

it'll be worth it to see the expression on his face

[He'll get just as much a kick out of it, honestly.]

[stopbleeding]

you're some kind of masochist huh? well that's fine. got nothing to do with me.

give him hell for me.

[darkinferno]

nah, it's just funnier this way

you got it

[Whether or not he'll actually do it is up for debate, but... the idea's funny enough and it's always worth it to give Ardyn shit on the network!]

[daemonized]

[dante pls

the horn is still better than you trying to kill him with your terrible driving]

[darkinferno]

[whatever prof

you're just mad because you don't have his drifting skills]