hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

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[thesettingsun]

Broke college student.

[stopbleeding]

thn no parachute

[thesettingsun]

You should probably not risk jumping off a bird with an untested parachute just because I'm broke. I feel like that would be not smart and also possibly lethal.

[stopbleeding]

a lot of stuff is possibly lethal. if i let that stop me i wouldn't step out of my room.

[thesettingsun]

There's a difference between 'you might get hit by a meteorite' and 'you might splat and die'!

[stopbleeding]

not rly
either way u splat

[thesettingsun]

Meteorite: act of god, you can't do much to prevent it.
Falling from bird: easily preventable by not getting on bird.