hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

Comments

[arahoushi]

i can comfortably say i've never seen that movie but i bet he was a serial killer

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IT WAS A ROMANTIC COMEDY

[arahoushi]

they make romantic comedies about serial killers????

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idiot. tom hanks would never play a serial killer.

[arahoushi]

that's definitely what a serial killer would want you to think

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i can't believe you're insulting tom hanks.

[arahoushi]

i can't believe you watch romantic comedies

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learn something new everyday.

it's not something i do often.

[arahoushi]

maybe you should watch more so you'll actually know when people are flirting with you

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DRINKING ISN'T FLIRTING!!

[arahoushi]

BUYING YOU A DRINK AND ASKING IF YOU'RE BUSY AFTER WORK IS

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SHE JUST NEEDED SOMEONE TO WALK HER HOME!! SHE WAS OLD!!

[arahoushi]

dude

dude.

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i didn't do it.

[arahoushi]

you missed out

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on what?

[arahoushi]

nothing probably i just still can't believe you can't tell she was flirting

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I'M TELLING YOU SHE WASN'T!!

[arahoushi]

you know what

you're right she probably wasn't

[stopbleeding]

took you long enough to come around.