hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

Comments

[parodeity]

i have very devoted friends who understand very well my sense of humor
theyre awesome and i love them all

[stopbleeding]

don't make it sound as if you didn't send them my way.

[parodeity]

i just told them i needed testimonials and let them do whatever
they could have not or they could have agreed with your or they could have asked you about the price of mangos in spain

[stopbleeding]

as if a friend would go against what they were asked to do. you led them on!

[parodeity]

how did i lead them on

[stopbleeding]

don't act like you don't know punk.

[parodeity]

i can do whatever i want

[stopbleeding]

asshole.

[parodeity]

i get that a lot
i imagine you do too?
we can start a club

[stopbleeding]

what makes you think i get it?

[parodeity]

scooby doo investigative skills

[stopbleeding]

punk.

you get anyone to say excalibur in welsh yet?

[parodeity]

lmao no ive just learned literally no one in this city is confident about welsh words

[stopbleeding]

have any of them tried?

[parodeity]

yeah a few
theyre better than me at it sometimes
caelwelsh
whatever

[stopbleeding]

no fun if they're good at it.

stop torturing yourself and just call it excalibur.

[parodeity]

but that would be too easy

[stopbleeding]

you're too young to be a masochist.

[parodeity]

i think im exactly young enough to be a masochist