Surfacing from coding without starbucks

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee 02/05 near Recolle

There's two things to report this morning, three if anyone wants a list of just how many times my PA beat me during our morning martial arts training. Item One: What kind of crazy details would you love to see in a game dedicated to the antics of lawyers solving impossible puzzles? Item Two: I'm not ruling out military grade coding but from what methods I've got I can't figure out what was used to create this program or how it works. That said, it seems benign. No usual activity I'd expect from a virus or any other harmful program SO FAR. There might be more to it, but I've gone through every test I can think of and nothing is coming up. It's like it doesn't exist at a certain point. If anyone has anything else to report on this program, just let me know. Sometimes more then one head helps working out a puzzle. Oh. And three: Giant chickens? Someone explain this to me, please.

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato 1. The ability to shout "Objection" into an attached microphone

3. Maybe it's some kind of promotional event, like how you get people dressed up like ghosts to promote a ghost movie or something

Is there a major horse or chicken movie coming out some time soon?

[rebellions]

Ragna Edgson 1. who the hell would wanna play that
Ragna Edgson 2. try using simple words or let's just skip it
Ragna Edgson 3. fuck if i know, that's the problem

[negativism]

David Song You're welcome.
David Song Also good to know that the giant birds weren't just a weird hallucination or something.

[glacian]

Gentiana Illyria I suggest modeling one of the lawyer characters after this one auspicious gentleman I know. Ardyn Izunia. He's quite a ham and happens to have the gift of the silver-tongue.

Gentiana Illyria So this is as I suspected, no one knows anything about this program beyond what was told. I'm grateful this isn't a virus but this barely eases my worries.

Gentiana Illyria As for the "giant chickens", I do believe they're called...chocobos. They're quite an oddity with their brightly colored feathers. Somewhat cute.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung 1. That's something they are all saying needs to be done.

3. But why are they replacing horses?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung 1. A lot of people would enjoy it, but if you want a fighting game, that's coming out in a couple weeks.
Yoon-sung 2. Basically the new app we're using is not acting like any program I've seen and it is not a computer virus.
Yoon-sung 3. They're everywhere. Even in the game we're working on has all the horses turning into them.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung I am so bruised I can barely walk.
Yoon-sung They're even in the game and Father says that they are suppose to be there.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Oh? Would he be interested in something like that?

Yoon-sung Yeah, it's worrying how it just appears like it does. I'm going to try to keep an eye on it but not too sure if I will find anything else.

Yoon-sung They are but it's weird that they appeared like they did and no one knows what a horse is.

[notbunaga]

Akinobu Taira if the puzzles are meant to be impossibly hard then make the gameplay reflect that
Akinobu Taira the people who complain about them being too hard either wont play the game and just watch an lp or theyll look up a guide
Akinobu Taira dont try and appeal to casuals most of them dont actually give you money anyway

[daemonized]

[rude, who's a ham?]

[glacian]

Gentiana Illyria I would assume so. He's quite the oddity at times but he probably would be interested. If anything, it would keep him busy.

Gentiana Illyria I heard from your employee that you're quite adept in coding. If there's any possibilities to learn more about Restrospec, I would certainly like it if you keep me in contact.

Gentiana Illyria Something peculiar has taken place. The stars are not aligned...

[glacian]

[Come now. You know the answer to this, Ardyn.]

[negativism]

David Song That's an outright lie and you know it.
David Song You know I wouldn't go that hard on you, you big baby.
David Song Weird. Never mentioned horses or anything?

[vendettastool]

[there's nothing wrong with being a ham.]

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Let me wallow in my misery.
Yoon-sung But you aggravated my war wound.
Yoon-sung He had no idea what I was talking about when I said horses. He thinks I've gotten into some party favors and still a little high.
Yoon-sung Like I've ever done party favors since graduating from secondary school. He knows that.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung That's normal for this kind of work. Can you ask him and see?

Yoon-sung My employee? Have you met David, my PA?

Yoon-sung The stars aren't?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung We're going to make the puzzles solvable, just not right away kind of solvable because that would just take the fun out of it. Breezing through a game is always boring.
Yoon-sung That's with most games.
Yoon-sung We're looking at trying a few newer designs then our usual so it's not appealing to casuals, it's more like trying to figure out what would work in the genre.

[glacian]

Gentiana Illyria I suppose I could. Mister Izunia makes it a daily ritual to...pesterconverse with me.

Gentiana Illyria Indeed, I have but only fleetingly. David seems like a rather likable individual. He and I were trying to find any information regarding Retrospec earlier.

Gentiana Illyria There's an old saying that hints when things go awry, the stars are misaligned.

[negativism]

David Song Nope. Not allowed.
David Song Also, "war wound" my ass
David Song That's. Definitely not right.
David Song And a bit insulting considering that assumes I'm not doing my job properly.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung I think that approaching someone who might not be interested at all would be rude on my part.

Yoon-sung He's a good guy even if he thinks that I should learn how to defend myself besides covering my face.

Yoon-sung Oh, I see. I don't think I've heard that one before.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung So mean 화풀어
Yoon-sung But I still have a bruise from where I was slapped!
Yoon-sung I'm not even sure how to address that. I just don't?
Yoon-sung Not only that. I know I like to drink but I don't go that overboard any more. There's no reason to.

[negativism]

David Song You're not that miserable. 고마 해라
David Song Then perhaps you should've been defending your face better? Compensate and overcome.
David Song Might have to just ignore it at this rate, we've had way too many people waiting on this game.

[glacian]

Gentiana Illyria Learned helplessness is difficult to unlearn but it's a worthy endeavor.

Gentiana Illyria There's many idioms and sayings that reference humanity's ties with the stars, some of which are quite ancient and weaved into mythology.

[rebellions]

Ragna Edgson that sounds a lot more exciting
Ragna Edgson and i take it that's bad news to anyone trying to figure out what the hell the deal with this crap is
Ragna Edgson wait seriously? they changed into chickens in game, too?
Ragna Edgson that's crazy

[Well. The whole thing is. But that takes it even further.]

[notbunaga]

Akinobu Taira well, is the game gonna be level based where you just go from puzzle to puzzle between cutscenes
Akinobu Taira or like a vn
Akinobu Taira like 99+99+99