Surfacing from coding without starbucks

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee 02/05 near Recolle

There's two things to report this morning, three if anyone wants a list of just how many times my PA beat me during our morning martial arts training. Item One: What kind of crazy details would you love to see in a game dedicated to the antics of lawyers solving impossible puzzles? Item Two: I'm not ruling out military grade coding but from what methods I've got I can't figure out what was used to create this program or how it works. That said, it seems benign. No usual activity I'd expect from a virus or any other harmful program SO FAR. There might be more to it, but I've gone through every test I can think of and nothing is coming up. It's like it doesn't exist at a certain point. If anyone has anything else to report on this program, just let me know. Sometimes more then one head helps working out a puzzle. Oh. And three: Giant chickens? Someone explain this to me, please.

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato 1. The ability to shout "Objection" into an attached microphone

3. Maybe it's some kind of promotional event, like how you get people dressed up like ghosts to promote a ghost movie or something

Is there a major horse or chicken movie coming out some time soon?

[rebellions]

Ragna Edgson 1. who the hell would wanna play that
Ragna Edgson 2. try using simple words or let's just skip it
Ragna Edgson 3. fuck if i know, that's the problem

[negativism]

David Song You're welcome.
David Song Also good to know that the giant birds weren't just a weird hallucination or something.

[glacian]

Gentiana Illyria I suggest modeling one of the lawyer characters after this one auspicious gentleman I know. Ardyn Izunia. He's quite a ham and happens to have the gift of the silver-tongue.

Gentiana Illyria So this is as I suspected, no one knows anything about this program beyond what was told. I'm grateful this isn't a virus but this barely eases my worries.

Gentiana Illyria As for the "giant chickens", I do believe they're called...chocobos. They're quite an oddity with their brightly colored feathers. Somewhat cute.

[notbunaga]

Akinobu Taira if the puzzles are meant to be impossibly hard then make the gameplay reflect that
Akinobu Taira the people who complain about them being too hard either wont play the game and just watch an lp or theyll look up a guide
Akinobu Taira dont try and appeal to casuals most of them dont actually give you money anyway

[clear_eyes]

Has anyone suggested investigative work and interrogations yet? For the game I mean.

[Rachel is trying not to talk about the chickens.]

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa I can only speak to your second point, but there has to be some hardware aspect to the program, as well. Not only can it recognize a user without a login, it'll actively switch between active users on the same machine, so long as they both have an account.
Hitori Togusa It's beyond anything I've ever seen. But, of course, I can't kick this thing over to the tech people I'd normally ask to take a look. It would vanish as soon as I handed them my phone.