what's in the box [back-dated to noon 5/3]

[longwei2go]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei @longwei2go
woke up tiny and with a tiny mystery box from retrospec
if i dont tweet in 5 mins it blew up and ill see you in hell

[ two minutes later. ]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei @longwei2go
ha ha ha thanks for the die cast action figure arm you sick bastards
soon as im tall again i really am gonna choke a bi

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei @longwei2go
anyone ever see this symbol before

[ OOC: that last tweet has a close-up of the lid of the long, plain box with this icon printed in black ink. I'm going to do text only formatting but you can use whichever you'd like! ]

Comments

[livingdeadgirl]

... just the arm? they didn't even give you a whole action figure??

[longwei2go]

the whole thing would have been funny
like i need some kind of gi jane sex robot around

no this was just to upset me

[livingdeadgirl]

what do you mean?

[longwei2go]

because i dont wear a plastic arm thats what

[livingdeadgirl]

[> Yin: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
Ami has... no idea what she's talking about. Having only seen the one photo of Yin. From behind. Which didn't appear to be missing anything.]

???
I don't get it

I KNEW THAT JOKE WAS COMING

[longwei2go]

[ Yin suffers has tunnel vision when she's THIS pissed off. it takes her a couple minute to cool off so she's not screaming at a rando who is just out of the loop. ]

i lost my right arm in an accident three years ago

[ she tweets this icon her pinned image from her Instagram account. her stump barely peeks out from under the baggy sleeve of her shirt. the deep frown is quite fitting now. ]

I'M SO KIND OF SORRY :')

[livingdeadgirl]

oh!!! I'm sorry, I had no idea! D:
geez yeah that is really insensitive of them!

[and when Ami recognizes something is insensitive, you know it's pretty fuckin flagrant.]

lmao it's all good

[longwei2go]

it happens
this is a new low tho

[livingdeadgirl]

no kidding

[and, a moment later:]

hey so about that emblem...

[longwei2go]

does it look familiar
figure it might be a brand

[livingdeadgirl]

it's more like
part of it is familiar, sort of?
I know that the gear means Time

[longwei2go]

huh
guess it could be something like a clock
a busted one

[livingdeadgirl]

yeah maybe.
the gear should be red though

[longwei2go]

why red

[livingdeadgirl]

... I don't know
I mean my favorite color is red, but I'm pretty sure that's a coincidence.
red is just the color that goes with it.

[longwei2go]

i dont think they put that much thought into it
the package was for me but i guess this box could be anyones
except

[livingdeadgirl]

except?

[longwei2go]

its my size
i didnt put it on but like the hand is a perfect match

[livingdeadgirl]

so wait it is not merely a fake arm, but a *custom fitted* fake arm?
what the heck, how would they even...

[longwei2go]

someone didnt just shit this out on the spot
it came today in the mail
the day i just happened to wake up tiny and
from the looks of it im not alone
this was planned for a while

[livingdeadgirl]

or at least known about.
curiouser and curiouser...

[longwei2go]

same difference
i dont believe in coincidences anymore
not since this damn app happened

[beastenderblood]

Well thats fucked up

Kind of an obvious thought, but its still kinda fucked

[longwei2go]

yeah no shit
like i needed more proof of these people

[tokencanadian]

Well if that isn't the strangest thing to happen in
Idk, ten minutes?
I mean, wow, that's messed up Retrospec.

[longwei2go]

tbh waking up the size of a fucking fairy takes the cake no matter what
but this "gift" on top of that makes me fucking sick

[tokencanadian]

Yeah that's... sorry.
I mean, I shouldn't be apologizing, but that's pretty messed up
like they would just send it in a package?

[longwei2go]

big coincidence too
just so happened to be the perfect size for how everyone turned out today
this was planned in advance
no other explanation

[tokencanadian]

well if all of this is an accident then we're even more screwed then I thought.

[longwei2go]

if it an accident theyd be apologizing and not shitposting instead

[tokencanadian]

You're right. Ugh
If they wanted to apologize, they would have done do months ago

[longwei2go]

thought for a while it could be like
some kind of social experiment
if the desired result is invoking murder over social media
they passed the test with flying fucking colors

[tokencanadian]

A social experiment that shrinks people?!
and implants memories and gives out weird items at random?



Yeah that sounds like a social experiment.

[longwei2go]

the illegal kind too
forget how the hell their doing it for one second
my question is
why
why the fuck are they doing this

[tokencanadian]

Well, there's a couple options.

one, they're doing it as part of an experiment to see how humans work, maybe testing out some kind of mind weapon or reality shifting machine.
Which is crazy.

[longwei2go]

that is some serious scifi shit right there
you got one hell of an imagination

but okay
sure
not any weirder than it could get
what else you got

[tokencanadian]

[....]

They're doing this just because they want to?

[longwei2go]

that doesnt make me want to punch the people behind this any less
i dont need weird dreams to tell me that i can pull it off too