what's in the box [back-dated to noon 5/3]

[longwei2go]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei @longwei2go
woke up tiny and with a tiny mystery box from retrospec
if i dont tweet in 5 mins it blew up and ill see you in hell

[ two minutes later. ]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei @longwei2go
ha ha ha thanks for the die cast action figure arm you sick bastards
soon as im tall again i really am gonna choke a bi

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei @longwei2go
anyone ever see this symbol before

[ OOC: that last tweet has a close-up of the lid of the long, plain box with this icon printed in black ink. I'm going to do text only formatting but you can use whichever you'd like! ]

Comments

[tokencanadian]

Yeah that's... sorry.
I mean, I shouldn't be apologizing, but that's pretty messed up
like they would just send it in a package?

[longwei2go]

big coincidence too
just so happened to be the perfect size for how everyone turned out today
this was planned in advance
no other explanation

[tokencanadian]

well if all of this is an accident then we're even more screwed then I thought.

[longwei2go]

if it an accident theyd be apologizing and not shitposting instead

[tokencanadian]

You're right. Ugh
If they wanted to apologize, they would have done do months ago

[longwei2go]

thought for a while it could be like
some kind of social experiment
if the desired result is invoking murder over social media
they passed the test with flying fucking colors

[tokencanadian]

A social experiment that shrinks people?!
and implants memories and gives out weird items at random?



Yeah that sounds like a social experiment.

[longwei2go]

the illegal kind too
forget how the hell their doing it for one second
my question is
why
why the fuck are they doing this

[tokencanadian]

Well, there's a couple options.

one, they're doing it as part of an experiment to see how humans work, maybe testing out some kind of mind weapon or reality shifting machine.
Which is crazy.

[longwei2go]

that is some serious scifi shit right there
you got one hell of an imagination

but okay
sure
not any weirder than it could get
what else you got

[tokencanadian]

[....]

They're doing this just because they want to?

[longwei2go]

that doesnt make me want to punch the people behind this any less
i dont need weird dreams to tell me that i can pull it off too