sanity chicken, round deux

[parodeity]

hey guys its dave remember me
i mean
i guess actually a lot of you dont remember the last time i posted full on since like
that was way back when
and also the words sanity chicken were used
anyway
i dont think were playing that anymore
or i have chosen to believe we are not on the grounds i refuse to keep losing
but quick q
does anyone remember chocobos from memories
not like the wow i thought they were normal ones
but like
hallucinomemories or flashbacks or whatever the fuck you wanna call them
(you wanna call them hallucinomemories b/c its the most absurd)
same q re those possibly murderous blue flowers
and like
what the fuck were the other map images
uh
that creepy as fuck doll? toku whatever
that is i guess a top christmas wish for kids
if this were christmas season
and that d&d ripoff
i can already speak for the stupid fruits dont bother raising your hand for that

the other q is like
what weird power collections do we have now
for completely irrelevant reasons
or at least irrelevant to the above question i guess

i feel like i should do something else here so like
guess what the fuck i got via email today
checkitout.jpg
quality jokes ive already made
though some are new
but anyway now that ive definitely addressed the shitposting portion of the day i guess we can move on with our lives
wait no this deserves a graph
which i only subjected dearest yuratchka to so far
which is a travesty



i feel like we could literally replace my face w/ anyone on here
and itd still be hella accurate

but yeah the first qs i asked were actually semi relevant so hmu if you have answers
and the power question was also semi relevant
thanks

Comments

[parodeity]

i wouldnt go around saying you wont get powers just yet
on account of
i sure didnt think id get any either and yet

i can send you the other comics if you want
or the link to the site i run
which has different ones
sbahj is basically the best
and by the best i mean they are shitty mspaint comics
which are magic in my own mind but maybe questionable elsewhere

[protegge]

ok but youre clearly an artist and artists get powers
makes sense to me
im not an artist
so
logic

shit yes send that my way
fwiw i read:
"sbahj is basically the best
and by the best i mean they are the best"

[parodeity]

[ GOD HELP GUIDO HE GETS THIS SHIT SENT TO HIM ]

ok i cant actually argue that logic
however
thus far my powers have zilch to do with art sadly
itd be cool if i could like
draw shit and have it come to life???
i could terrorize the city with poorly drawn jpeg artifacts

[protegge]

no one man should have all that power

that said you probably would be fine i can tell you have good judgment based on this webcomic

i hope theres like a million of these cuz im gonna read them until theres none left

[parodeity]

i mean im still updating on occasion so
this is just like a backlog from other me
kinda like bonus content???
though some of the strips are the same so
i guess my sense of humor is a universal constant which is nice
or possibly disturbing
depending entirely on who you ask

[protegge]

does that mean that you and yourself from wherever have the same thoughts at the same time
or at different times
or are all times the same time across universes idk

[parodeity]

you know im actually not sure?
mostly like i just know i guess iiiiiii
find the same shit funny?
so there is that
i dont remember yet what inspired each of these strips

[protegge]

man how weird is that
reading something then remembering what inspired it
youre gonna tie your brain in knots

[parodeity]

its ok im more than used to that
ive been here since the start
brain knots are now a way of life

[protegge]

the obvious solution to that is
dont ever think

[parodeity]

i mean yes that is an option
but i guess i cannot stop myself doing that
mostly because
i feel like if i tried i would probably get into something even worse
than the situation of brain knots?

[protegge]

you mean like brain soup maybe

brain diarrhea

[parodeity]

yes exactly
brain diarrhea
that is exactly what i mean