sanity chicken, round deux

[parodeity]

hey guys its dave remember me
i mean
i guess actually a lot of you dont remember the last time i posted full on since like
that was way back when
and also the words sanity chicken were used
anyway
i dont think were playing that anymore
or i have chosen to believe we are not on the grounds i refuse to keep losing
but quick q
does anyone remember chocobos from memories
not like the wow i thought they were normal ones
but like
hallucinomemories or flashbacks or whatever the fuck you wanna call them
(you wanna call them hallucinomemories b/c its the most absurd)
same q re those possibly murderous blue flowers
and like
what the fuck were the other map images
uh
that creepy as fuck doll? toku whatever
that is i guess a top christmas wish for kids
if this were christmas season
and that d&d ripoff
i can already speak for the stupid fruits dont bother raising your hand for that

the other q is like
what weird power collections do we have now
for completely irrelevant reasons
or at least irrelevant to the above question i guess

i feel like i should do something else here so like
guess what the fuck i got via email today
checkitout.jpg
quality jokes ive already made
though some are new
but anyway now that ive definitely addressed the shitposting portion of the day i guess we can move on with our lives
wait no this deserves a graph
which i only subjected dearest yuratchka to so far
which is a travesty



i feel like we could literally replace my face w/ anyone on here
and itd still be hella accurate

but yeah the first qs i asked were actually semi relevant so hmu if you have answers
and the power question was also semi relevant
thanks

Comments

[parodeity]

i mean dont spare my feelings or anything
but the jokes wouldnt work in any other style lbr

[truedetective]

That makes the considerable assumption that they work in this one.

[parodeity]

oh no
youre one of those people without any sense of humor at all
you should have started off with that

[truedetective]

I have a sense of humor! This is just not funny for anyone who thinks.

[parodeity]

lmao do you even notice youre being rude or is it just like
a natural talent

[truedetective]

I'm not being rude, I'm being honest.
I don't see any reason to sugarcoat the truth.

[So kinda the latter]

[parodeity]

theres being honest and theres going out of your way to be a dick to people though

[truedetective]

Okay, but I'm not doing that? What's your point??

[parodeity]

thats exactly what youre doing
you literally came in here just to talk about how much you hated a thing i did dude

[truedetective]

It was a point of criticism?
How on earth do you expect to improve as an artist if you can't take critique?

[Naoto you're being dumb. Now she's just getting defensive.]?

[parodeity]

dude that wasnt criticism
criticism includes like
hm this point could use some work and like constructive shit not just
wow this sucks you suck im grouchy wow

[truedetective]

My criticism is that you should put more effort into it. It seems to be drawing all of its humor from its terribleness, but irony is a pure substitute for humor. I am not grouchy. [She is grouchy.]

[parodeity]

youre extremely grouchy and kinda rude
which isnt like crit its just like
did you seriously not know this about yourself?

[truedetective]

I'm not grouchy, I'm just serious.
Aren't you being rude now??

[She's really got no foot to stand on at this point.]

[parodeity]

im just not a saint who bothers to be polite to people who start out super rude
its a character flaw

[truedetective]

You're just being oversensitive! Aren't you the one conflating straightforwardness and critique? This conversation isn't getting us anywhere, is it?

[parodeity]

not really
to both things
b/c like i said you didnt critique jack shit
even when i pointed it out it wasnt like "critique"
i dont really care im just wondering how youve gone through life not realizing this tbh

[truedetective]

This is ridiculous. I just don't see the need to sugar-coat the truth. Why are you pushing this so intently?

[parodeity]

im not
you just keep responding
ergo arent you the one pushing it

[truedetective]

Hm. I suppose you're right. Then I'll stop. Learn to take critique. That's the last I'll say. [Naoto is too stubborn for her own good.]

[parodeity]

i can take critique
like i said this wasnt it

[truedetective]

Whatever. Suit yourself. [And that's all she'll say. She feels kind of dumb.]

[parodeity]

you can run from the truth but you know itll follow you home