sanity chicken, round deux

[parodeity]

hey guys its dave remember me
i mean
i guess actually a lot of you dont remember the last time i posted full on since like
that was way back when
and also the words sanity chicken were used
anyway
i dont think were playing that anymore
or i have chosen to believe we are not on the grounds i refuse to keep losing
but quick q
does anyone remember chocobos from memories
not like the wow i thought they were normal ones
but like
hallucinomemories or flashbacks or whatever the fuck you wanna call them
(you wanna call them hallucinomemories b/c its the most absurd)
same q re those possibly murderous blue flowers
and like
what the fuck were the other map images
uh
that creepy as fuck doll? toku whatever
that is i guess a top christmas wish for kids
if this were christmas season
and that d&d ripoff
i can already speak for the stupid fruits dont bother raising your hand for that

the other q is like
what weird power collections do we have now
for completely irrelevant reasons
or at least irrelevant to the above question i guess

i feel like i should do something else here so like
guess what the fuck i got via email today
checkitout.jpg
quality jokes ive already made
though some are new
but anyway now that ive definitely addressed the shitposting portion of the day i guess we can move on with our lives
wait no this deserves a graph
which i only subjected dearest yuratchka to so far
which is a travesty



i feel like we could literally replace my face w/ anyone on here
and itd still be hella accurate

but yeah the first qs i asked were actually semi relevant so hmu if you have answers
and the power question was also semi relevant
thanks

Comments

[parodeity]

i think you will find they are high art actually

[fashionable_yapping]

This doesn't fall under high art. The level of shittiness is super impressive, though. If there was an award for most shitty art, yours would win hands down. I've never seen anything so hideous, eye-searing, and inane. If that was your goal, congratulations, you produced a masterpiece of shit.

[parodeity]

ok

that response had me laughing

[fashionable_yapping]

[She's taken aback by the reply.]

Anyways, I haven't gotten anything but weird flashbacks. Not even any cool powers.

[She knows the answer was just humoring her, but she's just gonna count this one as a win.]

[parodeity]

in my experience powers dont happen until youve been around a while longer
or at least
i dont think anyone started getting them until month one of bullshit app experience was over
thinking about it
so maybe theres a time limit you have to pass or something

[fashionable_yapping]

Well, if my memories're anything to go by, I'm gonna end up with an army of dogs.

[parodeity]

a what now

[fashionable_yapping]

A dog army. Doing whatever I say. I'll be nice, though. No ordering them to go around tearing people apart. Probably have them helping out charities or something.

[parodeity]

ok weirdly specific example of what you would not have them do but good to know i guess
how would a dog army assist at charities

[fashionable_yapping]

[...Looks like she should be more careful about saying the first thing that comes to mind. Not that she's going to do it, but she's always had morbid thoughts like those.]

I'm just saying one could do a lot of bad things with a dog army. But that's not me. That's not what I'm all about.

Let's see, they could carry things? On their backs? They could cheer people up by doing dog things, you know, just being dogs and letting people pet them. I could put them on shows and stuff for charities.

[parodeity]

ok so what are you all about

so like therapy dogs
and also
showdogs whose proceeds go to charities

[fashionable_yapping]

I'm all about fashion and modelling and charity.

And, yeah, therapy dogs. I probably could teach them tricks and stuff, too.

[parodeity]

so any ideas as to why you had a dog army
whats that all about

[fashionable_yapping]

No idea, but it probably wasn't for good reasons.
She was attacking some wall which was protecting probably a fortress or a town or something.

Best case, they were bad people.

[She's not about to mention how mercilessly the other her had been ordering the dogs to attack even with high casualties from exploding fruits.]

[parodeity]

yeah i mean
i guess dog army doesnt sound like a thing youd do for good reasons
that sucks though
kinda hard to tell wtf kind of people we all used to be
or whatever

[fashionable_yapping]

I mean, why make an army out of the poor things? And why dogs in the first place? Aren't there other things that'd make a better army?

[parodeity]

giant fire ants

[fashionable_yapping]

Those're really nasty. Also, I now know for a fact that this other me is/was a bad person. Just got another one. Not gonna say what's in it, but it's very villain stuff.

[parodeity]

did you give an evil speech

[fashionable_yapping]

Something like that, but mostly it was grisly stuff happening. Do you really want me describing it to you in detail?

[parodeity]

man idc its up to you if you wanna talk about it or not
im not the hallucinomemory police

[fashionable_yapping]

Well, you asked in the first place. And I'm not telling.

[parodeity]

ok?
am i supposed to mind

[fashionable_yapping]

Nah.

[parodeity]

ok
bye then