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revenge of ricky schrΓΆdinger ヽ(βŒβ– _β– )γƒŽ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-05-17 08:29 pm

sanity chicken, round deux

hey guys its dave remember me
i mean
i guess actually a lot of you dont remember the last time i posted full on since like
that was way back when
and also the words sanity chicken were used
anyway
i dont think were playing that anymore
or i have chosen to believe we are not on the grounds i refuse to keep losing
but quick q
does anyone remember chocobos from memories
not like the wow i thought they were normal ones
but like
hallucinomemories or flashbacks or whatever the fuck you wanna call them
(you wanna call them hallucinomemories b/c its the most absurd)
same q re those possibly murderous blue flowers
and like
what the fuck were the other map images
uh
that creepy as fuck doll? toku whatever
that is i guess a top christmas wish for kids
if this were christmas season
and that d&d ripoff
i can already speak for the stupid fruits dont bother raising your hand for that

the other q is like
what weird power collections do we have now
for completely irrelevant reasons
or at least irrelevant to the above question i guess

i feel like i should do something else here so like
guess what the fuck i got via email today
checkitout.jpg
quality jokes ive already made
though some are new
but anyway now that ive definitely addressed the shitposting portion of the day i guess we can move on with our lives
wait no this deserves a graph
which i only subjected dearest yuratchka to so far
which is a travesty



i feel like we could literally replace my face w/ anyone on here
and itd still be hella accurate

but yeah the first qs i asked were actually semi relevant so hmu if you have answers
and the power question was also semi relevant
thanks
crudest: (β™š i'm just fckin tired)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-05-22 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i dunno the horse extraction seemed pretty thorough
but i'll keep hoping
my childhood fantasies rest upon it

anyway judging from your answers it's looking like these new hit trends are starting from people's weird memories
at least it's sticking to just weird trinkets and animals for now
sounds like some people are remembering some pretty twisted shit so
crudest: (β™š name a reason why i'd care)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-05-29 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
they were unicorn heavy
were yours not??
were you even really a child if you didn't like unicorns

if someone doesn't take you seriously
just because you know when a tasteful meme is necessary to lighten up a mood
then you probably don't wanna hang with them anyway
they've probably got a fat branch up their ass
crudest: (β™š sounds fake but ok)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-06-06 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
attached at the hip?
idol complex?
classic

yeah it's possible they won't want to share their dirty laundry
surprise i used to rob banks and shank people
not great for friends
unless your friends also used to shank people
crudest: (β™š anyway)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-06-20 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
at least there's something about you that's typical

what if
plot twist
celebrities that shanked people?
crudest: (β™š a deal with the devil)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-06-24 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
sure

the name fits the bill
with some stereotypical russian gun