sanity chicken, round deux

[parodeity]

hey guys its dave remember me
i mean
i guess actually a lot of you dont remember the last time i posted full on since like
that was way back when
and also the words sanity chicken were used
anyway
i dont think were playing that anymore
or i have chosen to believe we are not on the grounds i refuse to keep losing
but quick q
does anyone remember chocobos from memories
not like the wow i thought they were normal ones
but like
hallucinomemories or flashbacks or whatever the fuck you wanna call them
(you wanna call them hallucinomemories b/c its the most absurd)
same q re those possibly murderous blue flowers
and like
what the fuck were the other map images
uh
that creepy as fuck doll? toku whatever
that is i guess a top christmas wish for kids
if this were christmas season
and that d&d ripoff
i can already speak for the stupid fruits dont bother raising your hand for that

the other q is like
what weird power collections do we have now
for completely irrelevant reasons
or at least irrelevant to the above question i guess

i feel like i should do something else here so like
guess what the fuck i got via email today
checkitout.jpg
quality jokes ive already made
though some are new
but anyway now that ive definitely addressed the shitposting portion of the day i guess we can move on with our lives
wait no this deserves a graph
which i only subjected dearest yuratchka to so far
which is a travesty



i feel like we could literally replace my face w/ anyone on here
and itd still be hella accurate

but yeah the first qs i asked were actually semi relevant so hmu if you have answers
and the power question was also semi relevant
thanks

Comments

shows up a week and a half late don't mind me coughs i hope that's okay

[frostythehitman]

You can "speak for the fruits"? Why don't we start there? I'd like to know why I can't ever eat another fruit any more.

And what qualifies as a "power" exactly, here? Is this for some "I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes" club?

[ He's not even gonna mention the shitpost images. To mention them is to acknowledge their existence, to give them power. James refuses to give them power over him. ]

100%

[parodeity]

i mean i remember them
didnt say they werent dumb as fuck but they came from my "universe"
or whatever you wanna call it

also yeah
that or like
telekinesis
super strength
super speed
inventory systems
etc

[frostythehitman]

So what you're saying here is, the fruits are your fault.

Does suddenly knowing how to operate a gun and having perfect aim count? Because that's all I've got right now, but it sure as hell took me by surprise.

[parodeity]

actually no
i wasnt the one who got them back
i was simply assaulted with them like everyone else
and then i remembered them
which was tbqh not my favorite thing

yeah
that was me w/ swords

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, no duh they're not your favorite thing. They're no one's favorite thing. Those were actually for someone? Like someone got a crate of messed up fruit and then it spread like a virus to all the other fruit?

Really? Well damn. Guess I'm not the only one mastering weaponry overnight. Why swords?

[parodeity]

yeah someone who isnt on the network before got them like you know
how they send items somehow
like that
and then first thing next month they all changed

because swords are awesome
haha nah i dont know
i think i was like a ninja or something i guess

[frostythehitman]

The person who got these fruits isn't even on Retrospec? That must be why they did it to all the fruits in town. If they couldn't mess with that one person, then they figured they might as well mess with everyone.

Yeah okay I get that. I don't know why I suddenly know how to use a gun either.

"You guess" you were a ninja? Are you guessing based solely on the swords?

[parodeity]

they used to be on retrospec
they forgot though
and left

im pretty sure you could basically call me one
i had the speed stats and weapon skills

[frostythehitman]

They left town, or just Retrospec?

Is that all it takes to be a ninja? What happened to the outfit and the ninja stars part of it? Did you have those too?

[parodeity]

both
i guess?
theyre just not here anymore

oh yeah i had some shuriken

[frostythehitman]

You think maybe Retrospec made them vanish into thin air? I wouldn't put it past them.

Damn, I didn't know they had their own name. But hey, you're the ninja here, not me. Do you actually have them?

[parodeity]

maybe
i know they kind of wanted to leave or whatever
but
i dunno
it was kind of sudden all the same but who knows

i dont have any on me rn
but i used to have some

[frostythehitman]

What happened to them? Retrospec giveth, Retrospec taketh away?

[parodeity]

they just forgot one day
and then they were gone a while later because they moved or whatever i guess

[frostythehitman]

Oh yeah, that doesn't sound suspicious at all.

[parodeity]

i didnt say it didnt
i think its really fucking suspicious tbh
but theres nothing much to do but sideeye it

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, go figure.

We're powerless playthings for Retrospec to mess with. For now, anyway.

[parodeity]

viva la revolution?