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Noah Gabranth shared a photo.
5/27 near Recolle

Right, so. I've seen much and more about Retrospec sending out *weapons* through the post, but I think this might be a first. Whatever it is.

If anyone else out there has some idea of exactly what this is -- aside from the obvious "it's a helmet," thank you, already got that one figured out -- then I'd be glad to hear it, because I haven't got a clue.

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!!!!!!!!!!! does it fit?? can i try it on?!

I haven't tried to put it on myself, if that's what you're asking.

[ no, he is not about to entertain the request of a complete stranger to put this weird hunk of metal on their head. ed if somebody he actually knew had asked him instead, his answer would still probably be no. ]

you should try it on! take pics!!

[ :( This complete stranger wants to see him put that weird hunk of metal on his head; helmets are meant to be work, anything otherwise is a waste. ]

Pictures will not be necessary. I can't imagine it looking particularly different once it's on my head.

[ he will not succumb to internet peer pressure, no sir! ]

youll look cooler with it on your head tho! like 100000000000x cooler!!

Purely a matter of opinion, and not one I wish to subject myself to at this point in time.

[ please. he is too old for this. blease. ]

its a correct opinion! when will you put it on? its such a waste if you just let it sit there collecting dust!

If ever I should encounter a situation in which dressing myself up as an absurd clockwork knight is the best and most appropriate response, you will be the first to know, and that's a promise.

ok no take backs on that promise

also rn is the situation to do it bc i want to see, on and off in 2 sec, it doesnt hurt right?

My apologies but I have to disagree. You'll just have to wait for a better opportunity to come along.

and whens that going to be? whenever you feel like it?

Who knows. Certainly won't just be whenever you feel like it.

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Noah Gabranth shared a photo. 5/27 near Recolle
Right, so. I've seen much and more about Retrospec sending out weapons through the post, but I think this might be a first. Whatever it is. If anyone else out there has some idea of exactly what this is -- aside from the obvious "it's a helmet," thank you, already got that one figured out -- then I'd be glad to hear it, because I haven't got a clue.