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Donald Maxwell
May 29, 2017 at 12:31 AM near Recollé
That moment when you suddenly remember something you're pretty sure didn't happen. Looks like I'm one of the cool kids now.

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You've been checking out my legs?

Like what you see?

dont change the subject slick
whats the fake news

Donald Maxwell Well... if you just HAVE to know
Donald Maxwell Apparently, I spent time in a Church as a kid... like, you know... living there.
Donald Maxwell But, I don't remember the two people that were with me... and I never lived in a church.

huh
thats new on me
maybe someone out there just thinks you really need jesus

Donald Maxwell I dunno.
Donald Maxwell Pretty weird way to tell me.

whats been normal in life the past few months
like seriously

Donald Maxwell Point.
Donald Maxwell So any new memories for you or just things like eye color changes?

what i didnt tell you about the dream of kickng an entire gangs ass in the middle of a nightclub

Donald Maxwell Uh, no?
Donald Maxwell Deets!

thats really all there is to it
no idea why i was there or who they were
or wtf their problem was
but i kicked their asses til next tuesday
more or less literally blew up the club

Donald Maxwell Wow... that's almost...
Donald Maxwell That's like turning on an action movie just as the fight starts, and then having the power go out before you get to the end.
Donald Maxwell All climax, no build up or resolution.

yeah pretty much
a lot of it confused me
not nearly as much as the dream about prom
at a school i didnt know
with students i didnt recognize
and of all things i was at the door greeting people like i was the hostess or something
fucking weird

Donald Maxwell PROM? Seriously?
Donald Maxwell I'm skipping it, to be honest.
Donald Maxwell It just isn't my style.
Donald Maxwell I can't wait to be done with high school.
Donald Maxwell But, man... I can't see you hosting a prom. LOL
Donald Maxwell No offense.

none taken
i dropped out before senior prom even happened
and the dress i had in the dream
i found it in my closet at home back for the animal shelter ball
but like
i dont remember ever buying it
or it being given to me as a gift

Donald Maxwell Creepy.
Donald Maxwell I thought the deliveries were weird enough.

oh you mean like horror movie style photos
or whole arms
well a robot arm in my case
but a real alien looking arm for some other guy

Donald Maxwell The arm thing was definitely weird...
Donald Maxwell Though, I didn't know you got one, too.
Donald Maxwell But I did get a picture.

thankfully they didnt put it on me in my sleep

what was your picture of

Donald Maxwell The back of my head.
Donald Maxwell More specifically, my whole back... while in playing of the pick up games at the basketball courts down the street.

oh the ass shots
yeah a lot of people were victims of that

Donald Maxwell Yeah.
Donald Maxwell And it was totally creepy, too.
Donald Maxwell Especially because I don't remember someone being there to actually take the picture.

im sure if someone caught the bastard
they would have strung them up for everyone to see

no such luck

Donald Maxwell Considering I would have probably paid to see that, yeah.
Donald Maxwell Oh well.

maybe we need to setup a gofundme for that
donate to bribe the photographer to come out
just to string em up like a pinata and give everyone a swing

though that creep probably would resist
sad

Donald Maxwell Ha! He probably would.
Donald Maxwell I mean, really. I'd do the same.
Donald Maxwell Why give yourself up willingly to the lynch mob?

Donald Maxwell May 29, 2017 at 12:31 AM near Recollé
That moment when you suddenly remember something you're pretty sure didn't happen. Looks like I'm one of the cool kids now.