retrospec

Entry tags:

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

You're asking for him to be brought to you.

i'm injured.

But you can still kill him?

i'm very determined.

What did he do?

he turned my hair into joseph's technicolor dreamcoat.

That's an injury?

Edited 2017-06-02 00:40 (UTC)

to my pride!

No court of law is going to accept that.

Edited 2017-06-02 00:51 (UTC)

the law doesn't accept much in general.

Why not just dye his hair?

bastard would like it. i've got to either kill him or shave him.

Shaving him is probably the better option.

yeah but killing him is real tempting.

Don't do that unless you want to end up in jail.

what are you? kid cop? you're wrecking the mood.

I don't think the police hire this young.

could have had me fooled.

you don't have the rights already memorized and stuff do you?

Murder is just a bad option. That's all.

you should take that to an after school special.

Most of those are about drugs.

[omf]

so you'll be a pioneer.

I've never heard a kids show talk about murder.
I doubt they want to start.

do you even have a sense of humor?

Probably not.

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