psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

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[sharplydressed]

now that you've started something, you'll probably have a line forming that you'll have to fight off

[stopbleeding]

so long as i get to shave him bald i don't care.

[sharplydressed]

wow Σ（・□・；）
that really is murder in the first degree

also i have to know where pinwheel pervert came from

[stopbleeding]

his hair is dumb and he's indecent. it's not that hard to get.

[sharplydressed]

i mean he's definitely indecent
that's the first time i've heard anyone come up with an insult like that for his hair though

[stopbleeding]

it looks like it'll spin if i blow on it. you never thought of that?

[sharplydressed]

not really (ﾟｰﾟ;
but i've seen him in way weirder hairstyles so maybe that's why?
the fashion industry is really demanding
like did you know it was trendy to apply flocking powder to your lips for a while to make them fuzzy

[stopbleeding]

flocking powder sounds like it's meant to attract swarms of birds. don't know it. he told me about the fuzzy lips though.

you another one of his coworkers?

[sharplydressed]

idk you could probably do that too if your flocking powder was bright enough
and kind of!
we're friends and i work with him sometimes since i'm a designer
doesn't mean i won't look the other way for some vengeance murder tho ┐(´～｀)┌

[Clearly a great friend.]

[stopbleeding]

that's the spirit.
everybody needs a bit of payback now and then.
you want me to do anything to him for you? that lip thing could work. i think he hates it.

[sharplydressed]

can't argue with that!
but nah i'm fine
he hasn't done anything to piss me off lately so i'll leave things like that to people who have been mega dying to get even
thanks for the offer though (*￣▽￣)d