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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[covenantal]

Is it a good idea to publicly broadcast murder plans?

... though, judging by some of these responses, it may be ...

[stopbleeding]

i think at this point i'm doing a public service.

[covenantal]

I've never heard his name before. Is he really that much of a threat?

[stopbleeding]

you see how many people want him dead? apparently all he does is go around and piss people off.

[covenantal]

I didn't think in our modern society that mob rule was enough to sentence a person to death...

But this is a surprising outpouring of murderous intent.

[stopbleeding]

death threats must be pretty common if you all think i'm serious.

kinda makes you wonder what he did to all these guys.

[covenantal]

I take all publicly posted death threats with non-specific bounties extremely seriously.

That's a good question, though. How can one person cause so much havoc?

[stopbleeding]

maybe they're all his ex-lovers.

[covenantal]

... I'd like to call that a leap in logic, but I can't really disprove it ... still, doesn't that seem sort of unlikely?