psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[adoringpast]

it's called first impressions, dumbass

and like i said, good luck with that. might as well raise the bounty as well or whatever you're offering for his head

[stopbleeding]

guess so. i'll up it to $10.

[adoringpast]

that's so cheap. amp it up so that people will actually take you up on that offer.

[stopbleeding]

$25?

[adoringpast]

higher

[stopbleeding]

$26.

[adoringpast]

you're so cheap

do you want to kill this guy or not

[stopbleeding]

i don't want to go broke doing it! i don't make as much money as i used to!

[adoringpast]

then it's not worth getting your bounty then

i don't want to waste my time looking for someone like kaiyou if im not even going to get anything good from it

[stopbleeding]

didn't you say you work together.

[that doesn't... even qualify as looking....]

[adoringpast]

yes but not all the time. i don't ever want to work with someone who hijacks my shit.

[stopbleeding]

hijacks huh? sounds pretty extreme.

[adoringpast]

it's basically what he did. he's trying to destroy my career and people just let him get away with it because OOOH HE'S SO QUIRKY AND HANDSOME XD it's so fucking disgusting

you know what. im so pissed right now just thinking about it that i might as well take you up on those 26 bucks.

[stopbleeding]

screw that. tell me the full story. i'm invested now.

[adoringpast]

what. it's none of your business. i mean look, are people actually taking up your offer on this?

maybe they just want to just to have kaiyou-senpai notice them, teeheehee! BLEH

[stopbleeding]

holy shit. this is great.

i think i got one guy like that. can't tell if he's just a fashion freak though.

[adoringpast]

[ is it tsushima because jesus fuck ]

then he needs to have better taste. kaiyou's past his prime, anyway. he's too old.

[stopbleeding]

watch it. he's younger than me.

[adoringpast]

so you're older than him., and yet you want to kill him

that's so cruel of you

[stopbleeding]

yeah? how?

[adoringpast]

just wondering, don't mind me

then again he does terrorize me whenever he can even though im his junior so i guess you could say that both of you are alike in a way

[ no they are not??? ]

[stopbleeding]

or maybe he just knows how to aggravate his seniors too. pests are annoying. you think of that?

[adoringpast]

i know that feeling all too well

[ of course you do you big bully ]

[stopbleeding]

thought so. something tells me you and him are on the same level of annoying.

[adoringpast]

i ought to sue you for defamation for even comparing me to that dickhead