psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[botamochi]

[ he is being a punk? don't tell him how to do this job. ]

i hope you didn't agree to that last one.

roombas are expensive, man.

[stopbleeding]

yeah found that out. $400?? just get a vaccuum! as if i'd agree to that. talked him down to $100.

still too much.

[botamochi]

i think it would be simpler if you just gave them something you already have, but don't use.

like a salad spinner or something.

[stopbleeding]

no way i toss salad everyday i need that thing.

how about a motorcycle?

[botamochi]

what?

that costs way more than a roomba?

[stopbleeding]

yeah but i got it for free and it rides like shit.

[botamochi]

you can always scrap it for parts, but...

i guess that works out, actually? though i'm worried they might hurt themselves trying to use it.

[stopbleeding]

stop worrying. i'm not giving them an exploding bike. just an unimpressive one. if they know how to ride they'll be fine.

[botamochi]

what a responsible adult you are. it makes me feel at ease.

i'll keep a look out for the pinwheel pervert for you, but i don't want to be pinned as an accessory to murder.

[stopbleeding]

appreciate it. i'll hide the body well.