psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

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[stopbleeding]

they've got rainbow haired villains?

i'd consider it if it paid well enough.

[b0mbshell]

They've got villains with more than one hair color, anyway. I couldn't tell you any by name but it's always the guy giving the speech and smirking in some ridiculously pensive way. Not the one that laughs maniacally.

[stopbleeding]

any of them got one eye?

[b0mbshell]

David Bowie set the standard that all amazing characters are allowed to have one messed up eye. Like Jesus forgave Christians of their sins David Bowie forgave villains their asymmetry.

[stopbleeding]

then any chance i can get bowie as my agent? hollywood hasn't gotten that memo yet.

[b0mbshell]

[Oh my god someone hug this poor man's rainbow head.]

Sadly David Bowie has already passed on but I'm betting you could find a role.

[stopbleeding]

you're a pretty optimistic guy.

forget modeling. become a cheerleader.

[life advice with zoro]

[b0mbshell]

Hey, I got the smile for it.

And everyone needs a little positive reinforcement.

[stopbleeding]

might have a tough time with the skirts.

[b0mbshell]

Hey buddy, I lucked out in the leg department. They might be on the muscular side but I could rock a skirt.

[stopbleeding]

i'll believe it when i see it. you got the guts to follow through?

[b0mbshell]

You get some beer in me and the chances go up.

[stopbleeding]

beer, bourbon or tequila?

[b0mbshell]

Bourbon and I'll throw in some knee socks.

[stopbleeding]

yeah right. the skirt'll be bad enough.

i'll treat you to all three anyway.